Hashtag retard (noun)

1. A generalized disorder characterized by mildly impaired cognitive functioning with respect to common activities, social interaction or simple comprehension.

2. A disparaging term for a person who uses social media and has the appearance of mild cognitive limitations.
(A) You PVR’d that show, so why are you watching the commercials, you hashtag retard?

(B) Being a hashtag, I mistook the word "closure" for "Kosher".
by Mr. Big Dawwwg September 14, 2013
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