panis

Medical term for fat that hangs over the waist line "like a separate entity"

"That fat fuck had a 40 pound panis removed and he still looks the same".

by Alpha Dolt August 26, 2005

Penis burger

Meaning 1.
The act of placing one's penis between to buns and offering it as a meal. Usually leads to some form of oral sex.

Meaning 2.
Also used in the phrase "I'd like a penis burger with extra penis" to poke fun at fast food chains and their dodgy food.

Example 1.
"I got a burger right here for you baby, A penis burger"

Example 2.
Cashier "Can I take your order please?"
Customer "I'd like a penis burger with extra penis, large fries and a thickshake"
Cashier "We don't have any penis burgers on the menu, sir.
Customer "What kinda place is this? I just want a fucking penis burger with extra penis... is that so fucking hard?"

by TROYum May 4, 2005

Penis

The thing that hangs between all male's legs, used for urinating and everything to do with sex. Males use this body part to masturbate, penetrate and pleasure a girl, make babies, and basically anything that makes a man feel really good.

While looking at porn, my penis suddenly became increasingly more stiff, making my boxers very tight. I took off my boxers and layed down naked on my bed as I began massaging my penis up and down, gasping in pleasure as it felt really good. Pumping up and down faster and faster, moaning deeper, my whole body began to stiffen and I finally reached climax and hot white jizz shot all over my chest from my convulsing dick. It pumped more and more jizz as I moaned in pleasure before it slowly became soft again. I was still gasping in pleasure and trying to catch my breath as I dressed myself again, concealing my red dick for my next wank session.

by Callum69 June 13, 2009

walking penis

an out of shape, bald man who actually think he looks cool with his shaved head.

shit, i've never liked that dickhead rob and now he looks like a walking penis.

by jocko July 19, 2004

penis butter

the French mispronunciation of peanut butter

Just because I eat penis butter doesn't mean I'm a fuckin' cocksucker.

by kwang June 9, 2003

little penis

A very small penis no more than three or four inches.

Ryan has such a little penis that us girls all laugh and hold up our pinkies when we see him!

by super hot Sarah May 18, 2010

penis bomb

The act of sending pictures of wang to all the contacts from someone else's facebook/myspace/etc. Preferrably anonymously

OH shit Charlie ! I can't believe someone penis bombed by facebook account !

by G1313 December 30, 2009