Penis

A portion of a phrase a Mexican uses to let someone know that ink is running out of his pen.

"Oh sheet holmes...my Penis leaking"

by D. Ferrel September 24, 2003

Penis pudding

Warm pudding like substance which some women find delicious.They say its salty to the taste.

Sara loved gargling with my penis pudding.

by Mossy October 23, 2003

your moms penis

A very insulting term used to piss someone off. This doesn't neccesarily mean your mom has a penis, but the thought of it, would piss someone off. It's a good way to get someone to shut the fuck up when they talk a lot or when they ask a stupid question.

*Guy 1: Yeah, so can you believe that Julie is telling all her friend's I still like her?..the nerve of that bitch....

Guy 2: Yeah, well I heard your Mom's penis is the talk of the town.

*Guy 1: "Hey, I wanna drink tonight, so maybe you can drive".

Guy 2: "Maybe your Mom's penis can".

your moms penis

by slimshadey January 16, 2010

Penis button

A disturbingly unattractive protruding bellybutton, particularly on an otherwise attractive female, so pronounced as to be reminiscent of a small penis. First appeared on paparazzi websites describing bikini pictures of talk show host Kelly Ripa's unnaturally protruding navel.

Bob: Hey look at that sweet honey strollin' up the beach.
Jay: Yeah, she's -WTF? What the hell is that stickin' outa her gut?
Bob: Oh man, she has a penis button! I'm gonna yyargh!!
Jay: Man, way to spoil the picture...Shit!
Sweet Honey: Hi guys!
Bob: (wwrrreettcchh!)

by Grafikman May 14, 2009

penis apache

A female or gay male who preys upon unsuspecting singles at clubs or bars. They let the target have sex with them and after he has fallen asleep will proceed to cut off his penis and testicles. They then run away never to be seen again, penis apache's will often mount their prizes much as men mount deer heads or trophies.

"Wow nigglet, dont take that chickenhead back to yo hood, i heard she was a penis apache."

by Jacobo May 13, 2005

penis Mcflurry

a complete idiot; waste of time

'You are such a penis McFlurry"

by Jessica and Christopher Judd October 26, 2007

Penis burger

Meaning 1.
The act of placing one's penis between to buns and offering it as a meal. Usually leads to some form of oral sex.

Meaning 2.
Also used in the phrase "I'd like a penis burger with extra penis" to poke fun at fast food chains and their dodgy food.

Example 1.
"I got a burger right here for you baby, A penis burger"

Example 2.
Cashier "Can I take your order please?"
Customer "I'd like a penis burger with extra penis, large fries and a thickshake"
Cashier "We don't have any penis burgers on the menu, sir.
Customer "What kinda place is this? I just want a fucking penis burger with extra penis... is that so fucking hard?"

by TROYum May 4, 2005