porkchop patrol

The local police squad. Generally a fine group of people you fucking hate until your ass gets robbed.

Citizen:
The porkchop patrol is always sweating a muthafucka.

Porkchop Patrol:
Sir is the your bag of crack I found
in your ass?

Citizen:
No.

Porkchop Patrol:
Then whose is it?

Citizen:
It aint mine

by elves June 28, 2004

porksicle

Another term for "spare ribs"

"yea...i would like a large plate of porksicle's please with a side of A1 sauce..."

by "Incubex" June 27, 2005

porkhollow

A piggy bank.

"You sure hope this guy's got a swollen porkhollow. He just landed himself in {parking} citation city."

by laevatain November 12, 2011

Porka-Potty

The act of having sexual experiences/intercourse in a porta potty (porta-john, porta-loo, portable toilet, public toilet, etc.). This is usually the result of extreme horniness and having no other place to hook up. This type of sex is gross, smelly, and humid because of the feces in the tank and the lack of ventilation. (verb) (noun)

Example #1:
Boy: Yeah my girlfriend and I were uber horny last night and had nowhere to go to have sex so we just went into the porta potty and porka-pottied.

Example #2:
Girl: I never thought this would happen but my boyfriend and I pulled of a porka-potty.

by yekralem May 23, 2013

devil's porkchop

Chiefly used in the Bible Belt, a phrase that is referential to a woman's primary reproductive organs in polite company.

Bubba laid dibs on his sister's devil's porkchop before his cousin Noah could.

by fornicateWenchesObtainCurrency September 9, 2018

Porkcall

The when someone is being a fucking fatass.

"im so fat and gay im a porkcall" -Jason
"im a ginger porkcall" -Jenny
idk wat gobby does i just assume hes a porkcall like jason

by SooparNiggery October 14, 2013

porkdog

an overweight girl, often one who seeks the attention of those out of her league

lots of porkdogs here, let's leave

by Ralphxsx October 16, 2008