3 definitions by elves
by elves June 28, 2004
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The local police squad. Generally a fine group of people you fucking hate until your ass gets robbed.
Citizen:
The porkchop patrol is always sweating a muthafucka.
Porkchop Patrol:
Sir is the your bag of crack I found
in your ass?
Citizen:
No.
Porkchop Patrol:
Then whose is it?
Citizen:
It aint mine
The porkchop patrol is always sweating a muthafucka.
Porkchop Patrol:
Sir is the your bag of crack I found
in your ass?
Citizen:
No.
Porkchop Patrol:
Then whose is it?
Citizen:
It aint mine
by elves June 28, 2004
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A creamy spirit emitted from a males penis. Upon drying to applied surface man lacquer forms a geletanious shiny coat.
by elves June 23, 2004
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