Noah's can either be the hottest most beautiful looking strong men in the world, or some of the most violent and terroristic individuals on the skin of the Earth. On one hand, Noah's on the former half of the Noah-Spectrum are trusting, kind, unwilling to fail you and devoted to you and the rest of your future with him. On the other hand, Noah's on the latter half of the spectrum are also trusting and kind and unwilling to fail you but proceed to do so in aggressive and violent ways, settling disputes with his enemies with knuckle sandwiches and pipes to the cranium. If you stumble across this kind of Noah mid fight, expect him to immediately turn around and attack you as a result of him, in a similar manner to a cat, being unable to recognize what IS and ISN'T a threat. The former Noah's conduct themselves, keep things colorful but aren't afraid to tell you what's gonna happen when things don't go your way or his way. The latter's conduct is professional and keeps to themselves, only unleashing the rage within when they deem it necessary, but for this kind it's more often expulsed as a hyperactive, more joyous side that people fawn for. Either way, get a Noah in your life, the former will treat you like the lady you are and the latter will treat you with respect, animosity sometimes and a profound sense of love to you. But he'll probably end up biting you but then again you might enjoy it depending on "where" he bites~
Person 1: Oh my gosh, did you see Noah at the basketball court today?
Person 2: Dude, I didn't know he could shoot 3 pointers like that. What the fuck?!
Person 1: Oh my gosh, did you see what Noah did at the basketball court today?!
Person 2: DUDE, I DIDN'T THINK HE'D PULL OUT A FUCKING SLEDGEHAMMER! HE FUCKING DOMINATED THAT FIGHT AND THEN WENT HOME TO FUCK HIS BITCH!
Person 2: Dude, I didn't know he could shoot 3 pointers like that. What the fuck?!
Person 1: Oh my gosh, did you see what Noah did at the basketball court today?!
Person 2: DUDE, I DIDN'T THINK HE'D PULL OUT A FUCKING SLEDGEHAMMER! HE FUCKING DOMINATED THAT FIGHT AND THEN WENT HOME TO FUCK HIS BITCH!
by mugger3948 July 7, 2024
Get the Noahmug. by No Fries March 24, 2025
Get the Noahmug. noah has a gf and he’s in love with her so don’t come near him because she will cut your fingers off.
person 1 “ouu imma make a move on noah”
person 2 “i wouldn’t do that his gf will make you eat your fingers”
person 2 “i wouldn’t do that his gf will make you eat your fingers”
by lovelymonkey2890 April 27, 2024
Get the noahmug. I'm running out of cage names...
*Hammering in the distance*
Lucifer "What... In the actual fuck...?"🤨
*Hammering continues*
Lucifer "You! *BANG* Idiot! *BANG* Hey! *BANG* I'M GOING TO MAKE ONE OF THESE OUT OF YOUR BONES!!" 🔥🤬🔥
*Hammering stops*
Lucifer "What is this!? What's going on!? What are you doing!?" 😤
Noah "I am building an ark."
Lucifer 😧 "That... Does nothing to tell me what's going on here..."
Noah 😐
Lucifer 😧
Noah 😐
*Hammering resumes*
Lucifer 😨...😑 "GOD!?"
God "Yep."
Lucifer "GAH! SHIT! Where-... Oh... Right... 😑 Care to explain or?"
God "Huh? Oh! Yeah, no. None of this is right. I'm gonna flood the place and start over."
*Hammering in the distance*
Lucifer "What... In the actual fuck...?"🤨
*Hammering continues*
Lucifer "You! *BANG* Idiot! *BANG* Hey! *BANG* I'M GOING TO MAKE ONE OF THESE OUT OF YOUR BONES!!" 🔥🤬🔥
*Hammering stops*
Lucifer "What is this!? What's going on!? What are you doing!?" 😤
Noah "I am building an ark."
Lucifer 😧 "That... Does nothing to tell me what's going on here..."
Noah 😐
Lucifer 😧
Noah 😐
*Hammering resumes*
Lucifer 😨...😑 "GOD!?"
God "Yep."
Lucifer "GAH! SHIT! Where-... Oh... Right... 😑 Care to explain or?"
God "Huh? Oh! Yeah, no. None of this is right. I'm gonna flood the place and start over."
Lucifer "Oh! That sounds great! Wait... Then what's this?"
God "Him? Oh yeah, I'm get rid of everyone but him so I'm having him make this cool boat."
Lucifer 😨 "Everyone... But him?"
God "Yeah man, he's gonna load it up with animals and like... Be the guy or somethin."
Lucifer 😨 "Wha... I hate this now! You've ruined this entirely!"
God "Well- I told him to tell the other guys but they didn't want to do it. Which is why... You know... WOOSH!" 🌊
Lucifer 😨 "Why this- Awgh! What the fuck is THAT!?"
God "Duck-billed platypus."
Lucifer 😨 "Wha... That... What does it DO?"
God "Oh, shoot, it's dope! It's like a Duck-Beaver with poison claws."
Lucifer 😨
God 🙂
Lucifer 😨
God 😃 "It's a mammal that lays eggs!"
Lucifer 😨 "Wh... That's the stupidest fucking thing I've ever heard! Why is it poison!?"
God ☹️ "Aw... I thought it was cool... And, I mean, TECHNICALLY it's VENOM. Poison you ingest."
Lucifer "OH! OK! Well I'm glad you're making coherent distinctions between things in a place where THAT FUCKING THING exists!"
God "Yeah... I got all kinds of stuff here."
Lucifer "Wow... Just wow..."
God "Hey! Where are you going? ....... Meh... He doesn't get it... You get it right?"
Noah 😐
God "Yeah... Yeah, you get it... Hey, get a couple of them pink birds that stand on one leg."
Noah "Yes my lord."
God "Those things are dope... *sigh* Yep..."
God "Him? Oh yeah, I'm get rid of everyone but him so I'm having him make this cool boat."
Lucifer 😨 "Everyone... But him?"
God "Yeah man, he's gonna load it up with animals and like... Be the guy or somethin."
Lucifer 😨 "Wha... I hate this now! You've ruined this entirely!"
God "Well- I told him to tell the other guys but they didn't want to do it. Which is why... You know... WOOSH!" 🌊
Lucifer 😨 "Why this- Awgh! What the fuck is THAT!?"
God "Duck-billed platypus."
Lucifer 😨 "Wha... That... What does it DO?"
God "Oh, shoot, it's dope! It's like a Duck-Beaver with poison claws."
Lucifer 😨
God 🙂
Lucifer 😨
God 😃 "It's a mammal that lays eggs!"
Lucifer 😨 "Wh... That's the stupidest fucking thing I've ever heard! Why is it poison!?"
God ☹️ "Aw... I thought it was cool... And, I mean, TECHNICALLY it's VENOM. Poison you ingest."
Lucifer "OH! OK! Well I'm glad you're making coherent distinctions between things in a place where THAT FUCKING THING exists!"
God "Yeah... I got all kinds of stuff here."
Lucifer "Wow... Just wow..."
God "Hey! Where are you going? ....... Meh... He doesn't get it... You get it right?"
Noah 😐
God "Yeah... Yeah, you get it... Hey, get a couple of them pink birds that stand on one leg."
Noah "Yes my lord."
God "Those things are dope... *sigh* Yep..."
by Hym Iam August 6, 2023
Get the Noahmug. Noah Carey is a great person who love to eat and play video games (Minecraft and smash bros ultimate) he has Nintendo switch soon ps4 and loves memes plz love me
by Bruh sound effect 1 November 12, 2019
Get the Noah Careymug. What are people named Noah like? Noahs are nice and sometimes have a funny sense of humor. Although they might tell some little white lies sometimes, that doesn't mean that they won't be there to help you when you need it most. Although beware of their hair because sometimes they style in mohawks. But they are great people and make great siblings.
Noah
by funnynames12345 February 23, 2019
Get the Noahmug.