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Ninja Petter

A person who lacks the common sense to avoid antagonizing ninjas. A social klutz who does not know how to behave in public. Missing hands or fingers is a sure sign, but not required.
I can't believe that you just ate my BK mini burger off my plate, you are such a ninja petter!

You: Let's wait for the light to turn before we cross.
Me: You are such a ninja petter, there's no traffic.
by bravo delta August 19, 2011
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Ninja Lunch

A Ninja-Lunch is when your co-workers start talking about where to go for lunch, and while you give some token input, like, "The pub" or "The donair place on the hill", you really have no intention of going to lunch with the boys. You've already secretly planned lunch with a redhead, and while the boys' backs are turned, you vanish like a ninja to meet your REAL lunch date.
Dave: Where should we go today?
George: The Old Admiral?
Brian: Yeah....uh....yeah...
Yoon: How about Burgers?
Joe: Alright guys, time to go!!
Mike: Wait, where'd Brian go?
Yoon: He must have gone on a ninja lunch again.
by Buns Master December 16, 2011
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Ninja Secret

A secret that not even the secret keeper or teller knows.
No one knows so its a ninja secret.
Person 1 " so hows life"

Person 2 " its a secret"

Person 1 " you can tell me your secret"

Person 2" its a ninja secret"

Person 1 " what?!"

Person 2 " I dont even know the secret, there for its a ninja secret"
by secretkeeper524 February 3, 2012
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Nintendoverse

The universe or world all Nintendo games take place for example our Solar System has planets, well same goes for the Nintendoverse but on every planet there are inhabitants and said inhabitants are the characters of the game that takes place on said planet.
The Nintendoverse is most easily shown in the super smash bros brawl series where all the characters have been plopped in the same planet to fight each other / save the planet from destruction as you travel to a lot of places to get to Tabuu the main boss and you meet all the characters in places the creators of the game thought they would be for example Donkey Kong and Diddy Kong were in the jungle chasing De De De to get their bananas back it introduced them all on the same planet because in every single Nintendo game you can't imagine there being a Metroid game taking place on the same planet as the Mario games or Donkey Kong games.
by Simoniz December 23, 2013
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Nintendo Foot

Nintendo Foot is a fairly common but generally harmless condition one encounters when playing games such as Super Mario, Super Mario 3, Contra, Excite-bike, Skate or Die etc... On a 10" black and whit T.V. Whilst sitting indian style.
Joe was unable to walk after conquering Giant Land as a bad case of Nintendo Foot had settled in.
by Nintendo Foot June 16, 2014
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ninion

1. (n.) A mix between a ninny and a minion, particularly to be applied to your co-workers/slaves.
"Ugh!! Did you hear Val offering Yoli a knuckle sandwich without mayo? What a ninion! "
or "I hate going to the main office! It feels like walking into the Ninion Committee Headquarters!"
or "Jody, why aren't you done with those nails? It's been 37 minutes. Don't be such a ninion!"
by Dr Gru March 18, 2014
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Nintern

When you have an intern, named Nin.
Nintern, go get me some coffee.
by The Pious Dog July 27, 2016
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