Dead Guy

A guy that has no swag.

Alex: "Why don't I get chicks like you ?"
Jacob: " 'cause you are a dead guy. "

by ev0lver May 2, 2011

Dead Birds

Dead Birds por vida is a Visalia/Tulare 'crew' made up of a few friends. All had to go through initiation, not counting the founders and a member, Finch.
The majority are against ignorance, and such. Basically, A bunch of nobodies with no life.
It's a joke, not meant to offend hardcore gangs, but just go mock the ignorance that goes a long with it.
They pose no threat...to anyone...except themselves.

Yo momma; Oh shit! Here come the dead birds!
Me; What the hell are you talking about? It's only a bunch of wierdos...

by Jess Martinez October 11, 2006

Dead Situation

a situation dats not true, or will neva happin

boy: a shawty i herd u fucked o boy round da block
girl: nigga dats a dead situation he stright kickin da whale wit dat 1.

by poohbaby2505 August 23, 2009

Joel's dead

When Joel Bartling drinks an entire jug of sacramental wine and passes out.

Were did Joel go? Joel's dead.

by Rear Admiral Fizzbitch Fonk March 5, 2009

bedroom-dead

Adj:

a) when a woman has not had sex in more than 10 weeks and is sexually frustrated.

b) sexually unsatisfied in general

c) adj used to describe vanilla sex

If a woman is bedroom-dead, def a), and still has carnal needs, she'll probably resort to Craigslist

by Sexydimma September 12, 2016

Bed Dead

Referring to any person, male or female, gay or straight, who has lost interest in having any form of sex with anyone. More specifically with their partner of long standing. (Not to be ascribed to anyone with health conditions which would preclude sex).

"He never wants to have sex with me anymore, he's bed dead." or "We used to have such a hot relationship, but she's just bed dead now."

by Joan1 June 1, 2013

dead meat

it is a amazing you tube channel

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by daed meat November 18, 2020