Mustang

the 7 letters seen by any rice burning import car or camaro that dares to race it.

my 98 Mustang LX beat the s*** out of three Z28 camaros

by Stangboy December 10, 2004

Mustard Shot

A fart when one's ass-crack is caked with mustard, preferably spicy brown. Similar to the musket shot, yet no smokey cloud is produced. Only clumps of fine mustard.

Patrick was marinating in his own scent when he bent over and plopped out a spicy brown mustard shot on Charboneau's chest.

by Hansellout December 3, 2007

Mustang Cocktail

The act of throwing a full or partially filled drink at a mustang.

He gave the man a mustang cocktail as he drove by.

by Mustangh8er October 2, 2010

Stupid Mistake

When a person makes a mistake and it's stupid. A STUpid mistake applies to people with the name Stu or Stuart.

Stu: "I tried to cut a guy off in traffic, but he wouldn't let me, so I started tailgating him, but then he slammed on his breaks, ran up to my car and scared the sh*t out of me."

Michael: "Well that was a STUpid mistake."

by TPCJ September 2, 2009

mustache slut

A girl on the outside who seems to be wholesome, but upon closer inspection she turns out to actually be very promiscuous. She is disguising her true sluttiness, much like someone might use a musatche to disguise their identity.

I started dating this girl, and was about to introduce her to my mother, but when I brought her back to my apartment, she let me, and my roommates run a train on her. Turns out, she was a mustache slut.

by urban sam October 7, 2006

dutch mustache

The fecal mustache left behind from a rimming session with a less than thorough butt wiper.

Nice Dutch Mustache, have you been with Crusty Suzie again?

by revbob September 5, 2006

hitlers mustache

a small, well trimmed pube patch

All of a sudden I was mouth to muff with Hitlers mustache

by muff muncher May 24, 2006