Hansellout's definitions

Mustard Shot

A fart when one's ass-crack is caked with mustard, preferably spicy brown. Similar to the musket shot, yet no smokey cloud is produced. Only clumps of fine mustard.

Patrick was marinating in his own scent when he bent over and plopped out a spicy brown mustard shot on Charboneau's chest.

by Hansellout December 3, 2007