Definitions by revbob

dutch mustache

The fecal mustache left behind from a rimming session with a less than thorough butt wiper.

Nice Dutch Mustache, have you been with Crusty Suzie again?

dutch mustache by revbob September 5, 2006

Taking a dump on a girl's chest and then titty fucking her.

Are you ready for the Hershey Slip and Slide? Put down the rubber sheets!