2 definition by revbob

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The fecal mustache left behind from a rimming session with a less than thorough butt wiper.
Nice Dutch Mustache, have you been with Crusty Suzie again?
by revbob September 04, 2006

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Taking a dump on a girl's chest and then titty fucking her.
Are you ready for the Hershey Slip and Slide? Put down the rubber sheets!
by revbob September 04, 2006

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