Lithuanian Mountain Pie Smash

The act of vomiting onto a sexual partner's penis and then promptly mounting and riding it.

Joe: Dude, that blind date you set me up with was kinky.
James: How?
Joe: She gave me a Lithuanian mountain pie smash on her own.

by Mountainsmasher June 16, 2011

Splash Mountain

The water that hits your anus hole right when you drop a turd

Bro after Taco Bell I went through Splash Mountain so many times

by Thiq_ Croissant March 17, 2017

lost on the mountain

Missing due to the fact that the person in question is stoned

Tom: "Where is Bill?"
Jim: "He's lost on the mountain."
Tom: "Nice."

by the toucan November 10, 2006

Snowstorm on the Mountain Top

When someone (preferably the opposite sex) takes a mouthful of your load and spews it over your privates.

You walk into a chinese massage parlor and ask for the 'special' the receptionist asks, "So, you wanna Snowstorm on the Mountain Top?"

by Willing Donkey September 10, 2009

hitting the mountain

The act of hooking up with some one on dating and experimenting with each other

we hitting the mountain tonight!

by porkchop and china January 30, 2010

National High School Mountain Bike Day

June 27th, 2010
It's been the dream of all high school mountain bike racers, their coaches, parents, and close friends since the start of the first high school mountain bike league in 2000. Now, on June 27th, 2010, NICA (National Interscholastic Cycling Association) transformed from "idea" to legal fact with the filing of numerous forms. NICA is now a central governing organization in high school mountain bike racing in the United States. High School mountain bike racing is now considered an official, national sport.

June 27th, 2010 is the day that high school mountain biking is going to be celebrated by all whose it concerns.

Person 1: National High School Mountain Bike Day?? Mountain biking isn't a real sport!

Person 2: Check it, bro: (brings up CyclingNews.com article about high school mountain bike racing becoming an official sport) and don't hate

Person 1: ...Well, it's still lame.

by Mrs_Matthew_Bellamy July 5, 2010

Brokeback Mountain

A screwed up movie that makes John Wayne cry at night!

I watched Brokeback Mountain and realized that the world is going down the crapper.

by conjalka April 15, 2006