midget

a unit of measurement. 3 feet tall and 64 lbs.

I am 2 midgets tall. I weigh 2 and a half midgets

by jewcakes44 February 12, 2010

midge

British colloquialism for female genitals.

She's got a great ass but I really love her midge.

by Pharaoh13 August 1, 2010

ginger minger

a way to distinguish the natural redheads from the artificial. a British term, ginger meaning redheaded and minge meaning public hair. variations: ginge minge

"Oi! You! Ginger minger!"

by gingeraltoid November 11, 2004

minger roll

the act of deliberately shagging a minger in order to get a bit of confidence and mojo happening. usually used as a last resort to get out of a slump or a drought. The power of the minger roll comes from realising that you are in fact better than the minger. Once you finish with the minger you then seek better prey.

commonly referenced by the adage 'you have to slay a few dragons before you get to the princess'

john hadnt got any play for while so he decided to take kristen home and get his minger roll on

by heshy June 6, 2007

Minget

Hybrid of minger and midget.

Wow, that midget is really ugly, what a minget!

by arcadiantim June 18, 2007

double digit midget

In jail or prison, somebody who has 99 days or less time left.

Jeff has 3 months of time left... he's a double digit midget

by Anonymousey October 27, 2006

Mangerine

Middle aged man, usually a salesman with an overall body tan resembling the skin colour of a tangerine.

"did you see jeff?" "he went to a tanning salon and left looking like a mangerine"

by cutter1978 October 9, 2008