if somebody’s a milf it means they are a “mom i’d like to fuck”
for somebody to a milf they must be a mother (have kids) and be very attractive. popular milfs r usually in their 30s/40s but age varies
pls dont go around saying ur own mother is a milf thats fucking messed up
similar to: dilf (dad i’d like to fuck)
for somebody to a milf they must be a mother (have kids) and be very attractive. popular milfs r usually in their 30s/40s but age varies
pls dont go around saying ur own mother is a milf thats fucking messed up
similar to: dilf (dad i’d like to fuck)
girl one: oh my god lorelai gilmore is such a milf
girl two: RIGHT shes so hot !!
girl one: did u see that tik tok where a girl was calling her own mom a milf though
girl two: yeah wtf??? she needs to use an urban dictionary post by @funkycucumber16 and learn what it actually means tbh
girl two: RIGHT shes so hot !!
girl one: did u see that tik tok where a girl was calling her own mom a milf though
girl two: yeah wtf??? she needs to use an urban dictionary post by @funkycucumber16 and learn what it actually means tbh
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Miles Martin is a guitarist in the band Devil's Cigarette from Stockholm, Sweden.
Miles plays guitar as main and piano on the side.
He has been interviewed by P4 radio (Swedens Official Radio) about his music making and so on.
Miles Martin and his best mate Alexander Bergfeldt are lead and rhythm guitarists in the band.
Both of the Guitarists have their unique sound. Alexander adapts New Age Rock tone with 80s hard rock tone.
Miles Martin adapts his guitar tone from the 70s.
Miles is known for playing a Gibson Les Paul Custom Ebony with a little mods. He uses a Boss SD-1 direct into the amp. All from Marshall, Orange, Blackstar and Laney.
The Bands biggest inspirations are Mötley Crüe, Led Zeppelin, AC/DC, The Who, Guns N' Roses, The Hives, The Hellakopters, The Beatles and so on...
Miles plays guitar as main and piano on the side.
He has been interviewed by P4 radio (Swedens Official Radio) about his music making and so on.
Miles Martin and his best mate Alexander Bergfeldt are lead and rhythm guitarists in the band.
Both of the Guitarists have their unique sound. Alexander adapts New Age Rock tone with 80s hard rock tone.
Miles Martin adapts his guitar tone from the 70s.
Miles is known for playing a Gibson Les Paul Custom Ebony with a little mods. He uses a Boss SD-1 direct into the amp. All from Marshall, Orange, Blackstar and Laney.
The Bands biggest inspirations are Mötley Crüe, Led Zeppelin, AC/DC, The Who, Guns N' Roses, The Hives, The Hellakopters, The Beatles and so on...
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Get the the milf society mug.The song you get when you mix the songs 2000 Miles by the Pretenders, A Thousand Miles by Vanessa Carlton, and I'm Gonna Be (500 Miles) by the Proclaimers.
Despite it sounding terrible on paper, it actually sounds ok.
Despite it sounding terrible on paper, it actually sounds ok.
Colton: See the new 3500 Miles song collaboration between the Proclaimers, the Pretenders and Vanessa Carlton? Its a real banger you know.
Garrett: Darn..... if you say so.
Garrett: Darn..... if you say so.
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indicating you just MAY have already been to hell numerous times!!! (ie: experienced some bad/rough times in this life) -usually quiets a 'rabid dog'!!
indicating you just MAY have already been to hell numerous times!!! (ie: experienced some bad/rough times in this life) -usually quiets a 'rabid dog'!!
yeah, we'll i've already GOT frequent flyer miles to hell!!
you can't scare me! i've got frequent flyer miles to hell!!
you can't scare me! i've got frequent flyer miles to hell!!
by michael foolsley December 14, 2009
Get the frequent flyer miles to hell mug.A term used for attractive older women if you're not sure if they're mothers or not (used when you're unsure if a person is a real MILF)
A: "Woah! Mrs.Jones is so hot,she's a total MILF"
B: "we're not sure if she has a kid so does she count as a MILF?"
A: "Well she's a Schrodinger's MILF,there's a chance she's a mom but there's also a chance she's not a mom at all!"
B: "you're making it complicated"
B: "we're not sure if she has a kid so does she count as a MILF?"
A: "Well she's a Schrodinger's MILF,there's a chance she's a mom but there's also a chance she's not a mom at all!"
B: "you're making it complicated"
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