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metrosexual

A man, often perceived to be homosexual, who enjoys looking at himself far too much.
One who is obsessed with himself/herself.
A man who pays as much attention to his appearance as a woman does.
Often times, one who thinks that he/she is extremely sexy, while in actuality he/she is not at all attractive.
That German kid that always wears a scarf is so metrosexual:he always stares at himself in the mirror.
by CBaggums December 19, 2008
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metrosexual

A Male Working in NBK Bangor Security who uses lots of hair product and dresses like a girl, Also thinks that they are the macks.
by Jack Black November 1, 2004
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Metroid

A game series that got stupid once it's creator got hit by a car... The Game bases around female bounty hunter Samus Aran. Which makes male players more intrested in seeing her face then anything else.

The point of almost every game is to erdicate little bug things called Metroids, which in my opinion look like bubbles with red balls, and teeth. Also fighting these half monster half cyborg aliens called, 'Space pirates..' Metroid will never get as popular as Castlevania mainly because there are only 8 games released all together.

The dumb ass fan games like MP2D don't count. However now the Metroid community is infested with nobody's that spend their time sequnce breaking the games with gameshark codes... Sadly Metroid will never amount to anything lets hope the manga is good...
"hey I finnaly beat Metroid Prime in 1 hour!!"

"Yeah and now the world is a better place? i think not get a life..."
by Timecop July 21, 2008
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Metronome

a small metrosexual man with a funny hat.
"I practice with a metronome twice a day."
by Waffles McWaffleson January 12, 2010
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metrohippie

An urban city dweller that could easily be confused with a hippie, except that they shower, have presentable hygiene, and won't leave the confines of their city because of their inherent superficial nature.
I caught a metrohippie trying to swipe my hand sanitizer.
by dasgummiebearz June 28, 2009
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Megrol

A name given to a person who is skilled in the art of D&D.
For example, everytime the megrol speaks, a kitten dies.
by The Big C January 20, 2006
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Meroney

A tank shaped man that typically goes through pueberty 5 years earlier than the average human.
That that team is going to beat the crap out of us, they are full of Meroneys.
by PMonster January 23, 2009
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