i won the math debate

another word for i wanna masturbate...usually said in lisp:)

man 1: I won the math debate!
man 2: I WON THE MATH DEBATE YOU!

by 1234567891234 August 16, 2011

4G Singapore Math

Short for fourth generation math syllabus change in Singapore, since the Y2K bug. The Ministry of Education (MOE) is reverting to its old ways of controllably and uncompetitively writing its own elementary math content, instead of outsourcing the task to publishers.

Singapore’s MOE’s rationale to have an open tender in the late nineties was to allow the public to have a choice of “quality” textbooks from both local and foreign publishers, but with 4G Singapore math unfolding, teachers and parents will soon be left with zero choices.

by MathPlus December 16, 2018

Singapore Math

A form of “mathematical acupuncture” that could relieve non-Singapore teachers and students of math anxiety, if they experiment with problem-solving heuristics like the bar model method and stack model method, while experiencing the pain of brain-unfriendly questions.

Although a number of countries that embraced Singapore math have seen significant improvement in their students’ math scores, however, without parental and societal pressures for a nation to become numerate, at best cosmetic changes would result even with the best math curriculum in place.

by MathPlus July 14, 2018

Singapore Math

The mathematical equivalent of having brown rice rather than white biryani rice. An unsexy, wholesome math curriculum that is healthy to the mind, but brain-unfriendly for most students, who need to force themselves to mastering the concepts confidently.

Like taking cod liver oil, which is good for the body immune system, Singapore math may look unappetizing, but after spending a few hundred hours practicing thousands of nonroutine, impractical or sterile questions, your brain can only get mathematically stronger and healthier.

by MathPlus June 7, 2018

penis math

penis math is a mathematical expression that relates to how boned a guy's penis is.

"The angle of the dangle is inversely proportional to the heat of the meat" is simple penis math!

by eda-skip October 4, 2021

Singapore Math Variants

Math titles plagued with brain-unfriendly questions to bedevil or challenge those who find that school textbooks in Singapore ill-prepare them to solve nonroutine or tricky questions—kiasu parents and tutors want to expose their children and students to fiendish or deadlier word problems to protect themselves against olympiad math questions, which have infected school exam papers in recent years.

Publishers are maniacally looking for Singapore math variants writers to meet the mathematical needs and wants of kiasu parents, who want their kids to have an unfair competitive edge over their peers.

by MathPlus May 19, 2021

buttsecks math

The technical explanation of why male/male relationships are so popular with heterosexual women in fandom.

Buttsecks Math is a fairly simple equation! Even your boggled boyfriend can get it!
1 pretty man = good

1 pretty man + 1 pretty man = better

kissing = very good

(1 pretty man + 1 pretty man) kissing = doubleplusgood

by Regimus Prime December 12, 2008