Jade

Jade is the most beautiful person ever but has been through so much in the last couple of weeks as she has been cheated on by her boyfriend who was named Toby he was a crackhead and always chose his mates over her. He also left her to starve for 3 months. Jade needs a better man in her life.

Why would someone cheat on jade!!!

by Jades life November 8, 2018

Jade

A girl who everybody says is very pretty and sexy, smart, and can get any guy, but is actually an insecure little mole rat who likes like 2 guys who both don’t like her back.

i just defined myself there so ya, from jade

by jade is a stone not a stoner June 14, 2019

Jade

A 14 year old girl who annoys her sister and has lots of spots

Jade had lots of spots

by My name is eva March 1, 2019

Jade

A crazy annoying little bitch ass of a guy. He will hit you with anything and is so irritating. Just being around him is sad. You better be ready to punch him.

Anna: isn’t that Jade?
John: on no here he comes

by Hahahjskdkfjfudjdjdjjd November 5, 2019

Jade

She is a very creepy person. But if you are her friend she is one of the best people ever. And if you fuck her over she WILL FUCK YOU UP! Jade hates being single but loves being a hoe when she is single. She is usually blonde or brunette and very short

Me: do you see that chick over there?
Jess: yea she kinda scares me
Me: must be a jade

by Autpar13 June 16, 2017

Jadeite

A woman who is raped by the offspring of a black man and Jewish woman, who had consensual sex to conceive such offspring who in turn raped said woman.

A jadeite is the woman who will be eventually raped by the offspring of Barbara Streisand and Shaquille O'Neal

by Cock Muncher 7 November 19, 2010

Jade

Gorg's second personality. Todddd's wife.

Has a nice booty

Jade has a nice booty, and is married so back off. -todddd

by ♡bittttcchhh June 17, 2018