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baby human

would you date me baby human if you knew i was good
by Krkič December 7, 2019
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Liquid Human

I put liquid Human in her vagina
by Idrinkmyowncum February 10, 2022
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A human

A human being, a descendant of chimpanzees, and Neanderthals
Dave : John, are you a Homo Saipan?
John : No Dave, why?
Dave : So you're not a human?
John : Well, in that case, yes I am a Homo Saipan
by Brendon Patton August 1, 2013
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1. Women who act innocent, but slut about with every man or woman.
2. Fat whores on Jerry Springer/Maury/Jenny Jones etc.
Most feminists are large ugly demons possessing human bodies
by Bastardized Bottomburp May 16, 2003
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Human Tissue

A female who uses her tongue to clean up a man after he ejaculates.
Yo, did you hear about how kinky Damien's mom is? She likes to watch me masturbate then be a human tissue. It's hot!
by Billy Blue June 7, 2009
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human spluge

A person so utterly nauseating, repulsive, and abominable that they can only be equated with a cold, quivering blob of ejactulate.
I'm sorry, but that asshole was a living, breathing human spluge.
by Mike August 6, 2003
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sub-human

An individual who prepares the sandwiches in places such as subway or quiznos. This definition is somewhat derogatory but reflects the lowly status of this 'occupation'.
The sub-human screwed up by putting in red onion when I specifically asked for none.........again!
by Ryd June 25, 2006
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