Shake Hands with the Germans

To flog the dolphin, pitchin batting practice, choke the chicken, beat the meat, beat the cock, jerkin the gerkin, all that shit... MASTURBATING!

My roommate was Shaking hands with the Germans one day when I walked in.

by Poiker April 20, 2004

but i aint got them hands tho

a slang term for someone who think the know how to box

vic:hey moe did you work today
Moe: but i aint got them hands tho

by victor arellano June 11, 2006

Pterodactyl Hands

What Tavis does with his hands when he gets really drunk...fingers stuck together and pointed, resembling a pterodactyl's wings, flapping may accompany this along with tapping on counters and random, inappropriate conversations.

Kate: How drunk was he last night?

Ash: Oh, it was bad...the pterodactyl hands were flying!

by A87A88 October 21, 2008

you trying to catch these hands

If a guy says it it means are you trying to fight/do you want to fight but if a girl says it (to a guy) it means do you want me to give you a hand job basically

Guy: you trying to catch these hands
Other person: yeah come at me

Girl:you trying to catch these hands 😏
Guy: defiantly 😉

by Nikki3241 April 9, 2016

squid hands

To be able to climb up buildings like Spider-Man

Hey I got bit by a radioactive squid and now I have squid hands.

by Big daddy white September 22, 2013

Fish Hands

When a male rubs his genitals with his hands and attempts to touch other people to spread the putrid smell. The smell is often compared to dead fish.

Boy sticks his hand down his pants, rubs his genitals and then runs around the house trying to touch people with it, screaming "Fish Hands!" in the process.

by KAM52 August 25, 2007

Soft Hands Pete

1. THE BIGGEST GODDDAMN PIMP EVER...hott dam!!!
2. THE SEXYEST PIMP EVER
3. an emo kid...

Yo yo yogie i am Soft Hands Pete

by Kyle uhh is this manditory October 15, 2003