Definitions by Poiker

Ballsack McMichealson 

1. The name of an imaginary player in the Super Bowl, when one realizes that everyone else knows whats goin on, but you dont.
2. An exclamation that one can use when all else seems boring.
3. A term used by a smartass when referring to a question asked by a friend.

1. "Who made that catch by the way?" "Ballsack McMichealson!"
2. "BALLSACK MCMICHEALSON!"
3. "Who else is going to dinner with us?" "Ballsack McMichealson..."

Ballsack McMichealson by Poiker April 7, 2005

Shake Hands with the Germans 

To flog the dolphin, pitchin batting practice, choke the chicken, beat the meat, beat the cock, jerkin the gerkin, all that shit... MASTURBATING!

My roommate was Shaking hands with the Germans one day when I walked in.

Shake Hands with the Germans by Poiker April 20, 2004

Shitbag 

The creepy bastard that lives down the hall from you and walks the halls with the goofiest look on his face.

There's that Shitbag creepy Pete walking down here!

Shitbag by Poiker January 15, 2004