Goon Dick

When you Goon so much your dick starts looking very limp and broken. Added it may also accumulate a nasty mold-like growth.

After weeks of gooning, I started to see signs of Goon Dick.

by the1000thon May 4, 2025

Goon

A goon is someone who has inappropriate thoughts and/or does inappropriate actions daily/frequently to people or fictional characters. A goon can be referred to as a gooner.

"Christian, why are you such a goon!"

by I love loona May 5, 2025

Goon Liquid

Goon Liquid is the byproduct of gooning. It usually arrives in form of white sticky substance after a gooning session.

It is very important to know that Goon Liquid is not the same as just cum or semen rather it's a form of it which is spawned after the ritual of Goon.

Jeff: Hey bro you haven't eaten anything in a while bro what u waiting for?
Steph: I only want your Goon Liquid.

by Marwan Neggazai May 6, 2025

Goon

Gooning is just a word for masturbating.

„You’re a gooner” „I goon to them everyday”

by feeeeegooo February 1, 2026

Goon

To jerk off intensely until you cum

I wanted to goon but i ran out of lotion

by Sillybob27 February 2, 2026

Goonaganism

Drinking the most chocolate milk out of anyone in his social circle. Often times developing addictions to the drink

He keeps buying chocolate milk I think he follows goonaganism

by The all knowing eye of urban February 9, 2026

Goodnight Sniff

The act of using a rope or metal chain and placing from crotch to buttocks and rubbing intensely in a grinding motion followed by sniffing said rope until you fall asleep.

I couldn't sleep all night so i used the Goodnight Sniff and it knocked me out cold mush.

by FannyCraddockMechanism February 19, 2026