hopped up on goofballs

Getting off your face on some sweet, harmless drugs.
Sadly, it's also a phrase that right-wing zealots use in their misguided belief that a WAR ON DRUGS is necessary.

Dude, I'm so gonna get myself hopped up on goofballs this weekend.

We need to shoot all these kids who get hopped up on goofballs, that's the problem with this country.

by sjaxso July 20, 2008

afghan gooey

the greatest weed you will ever smoke.

pretty much any type of pure dank, with traces of psilocybin (shrooms) on it.

last halloween, me nick cody and seth smoked a half ounce of afghan gooey and ended up trick-or-treating the same house 12 times, then we went to the lake and i thought fish were flying out of it. i turned to cody and his face melted off and turned into pool of lava, and none of us could stop laughing.

by krevin June 8, 2007

Gooby

To say "good-bye". Some persons run "good-bye" together, dropping the "d". This makes it sound like they are saying "goobye". This is, in turn shortened once more to "gooby". Mainly used by gay men in the Southeast United States.

"Ok Ramone, I'll see you at the Mr. Gay Tennessee pageant tomorrow! Gooby!"

by Soupbone5766 May 19, 2008

Gooey Smore

A chick shits and it sits in her crack then you jack off on the shit in her crack and then you squeeze her cheeks together to mix it and then you eat it

Dude.......that guy just gave that girl a gooey smore

by Trallas and Harry-son March 1, 2010

goffy

a pansy

look at his girly clothing...he's such a goffy.

by your mom June 23, 2003

goof

Old English word for a freak or side show performer, i.e. a person who would bite the heads off of animals as public entertainment. More recently used a highly offensive prison and urban slang word translating into 'pedophile' or 'sexual deviant'. Offending 'goofs' are isolated in prison and outcasts in public for fears of being assualted or killed. This would be in a criminology context however. 'Goof' can be used as a harmless noun or verb if the intention of the underground meaning of the word is unknown i.e 'stop goofing around'. In most inner cities in the United States and Canada the word 'goof' would be interpreted as a serious insult i.e. 'fighting words'.

Ted Bundy was killed because he was a goof

Ted is a goof

Fuck you goof

by TheEndgameIsNow January 31, 2008

Goofa

Goofa, A horrible Creature with the worst acne ever. There is not one plat piece of skin on its face. Its skin is like the Mountain Ranges in the LOTR. From the Black Lagoon, Horryfying to see.

"Goofa needs Soap"
"You look like a Goofa"
"Your Face is like a Goofa"
"Your Ass is like a Goofa"

by RaNciD November 11, 2004