Unicorn Bird Goat

It's unicorn a bird and a goat
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It's like a goat but magical with wings and a horn
It's really amazing honestly
person a: "What was that?"
person b: "It was a Unicorn Bird Goat!"
by BingBong13 January 11, 2021
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Goat Ass Nigga

Someone who is a savage in life and approaches everything with reckless abandon
That dude did so much blow and smashed all that ass, he must be a Goat Ass Nigga
by Hella Goat June 22, 2017
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Popehat's Law of Goats

He who fucks goats, either as part of a performance or to troll those he deems has overly delicate sensibilities is simply, a goatfucker.
He claimed he was just pretending to be racist to trigger the social justice warriors, but even if he is telling the truth, Popehat's Law of Goats still applies.
by JamesR86 January 20, 2020
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Moon Goat

The most awesome screen-name ever created. You may find him at Renderosity and YFTW.
Moon Goat taught me how to ride a bike.
by Moon Goat September 10, 2004
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The brown goat stretcher

The act of covering the male genitalia in poop. Then dragging the head of the penis across his partners beard. Note: While performing this act the scrotum should also be covered in waste and stapled to the floor. This is where the 'stretcher' in the name comes from.
We did "The brown goat stretcher" His balls hang out of his pants now
by DrPoopLove April 19, 2010
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fried goat cheese

The best type of cheese ever invented, if not one of the greatest objects of all time. Also, one of the few good things to come out of France.

Fried goat cheese is also a lesser known cure for vampirimism. It has not yet been tried on a werewolf.
Colin: Have you played the new Burnout game?
James: Yeah, it's possibly the best thing since fried goat cheese.

John: My friend just got bit by a vampire.
James: Give him some fried goat cheese.
by jamdel January 15, 2008
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grumpy old goat

Manager of a shop so grumpy, they end up screaming and spitting at old customers like a grumpy goat
Hes having one of his days again, spitting at customers, the grumpy old goat
by The Ryan Wright August 10, 2019
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