girl gamer

A rare species of female which makes up less than .02% of the population. Under most circumstances an uggo or is really fat.

There is an even rarer subsect of girl gamer which is actually somewhat good looking to average (rating 6.0 and above). This group makes up less than 15% of the girl gamer population.

This is one predominant form of girl gamer in their society: the male gamer masquerading as a girl gamer. They make up over 33% of the population.

The girl gamer usually has an inferiority complex and will try like mad to kill you in her game of choice, but can't because of her inferior fingers. Confront with caution, as a girl gamer is able to let out a battlecry which will attract all the pitiful nerds to her position to attack you verbally.

Another note of caution is this: if you find a "girl gamer" who is willing to cyber with you, it is probably a man using a female alias in order to masturbate to your replies.

I was playing CS and there was this "girl gamer". I witnessed a rather amusing mating ritual in which 10 nerds surrounded her, protecting this "female" from opposing fire.

by Jimmy April 16, 2005

Gamer

Someone who plays excessive amounts of Call of Duty 4 and it's sequels. Normally prestiged.

Person 1: "Yo blud, I got the golden AK47"

Person 2: "You're such a gamer"

by RtooDtoo April 4, 2009

Rainbow Gamer Kid

Rainbow Gamer kids are in the most colorful sub culture out there. The name pretty much explains the sub culture. It's a cross between Raver sub culture and Scene sub culture. They're very similar to Kandi kids. Rainbow gamers are loud, bouncy, and almost annoying. They play old-school video games mostly. Like Pacman and Rainbow Islands. They wear loud clothes and look unique. Most times their hair is brightly colored too. They go to raves and-like Kandi kids-give away hugs and small gifts. They also live by PLUR(R) too. This is all coming from a Rainbow Gamer girl too! :D

Boy 1: "Did you see that Rainbow Gamer kid?"
Boy 2: "I know. She's so hot!"
Boy 3: "She gave me a hug and a kandi bracelet! BEST DAY EVER!!"
Boy 1&2: "LUCKY BASTARD!"

by Miss Rainbow July 18, 2011

Gamer

A person who stays inside doesn't communicate with others outside of games unless they are at school and even play when have company over

He is such a gamer

by kxxbee April 9, 2015

pro-gamer move

Going on Urban Dictionary or playing video games instead of whatever the fuck is productive and helpful. Basically procrastinating, but for gAMeRs

step-mom: clean your room.
son: i'm about to do what's called a pro-gamer move!
step-mom: honestly, i'd rather you wank than do that.

by weufgbsdh September 16, 2019

Hardcore Casual Gamer

Someone whose leisure time is spent playing casual games while trying to manage other tasks making the act of playing a video game more socially acceptable but no less reprehensible.

Dude, my mom plays Angry Birds and Farmville all fucking day. I swear to god, she's the most hardcore casual gamer I've ever met.

by nickhimself April 13, 2011

Gamer Girl

A girl who says she plays game but knows nothing about games.

i'm a gamer girl mario is my fav sega character

by tolitman May 6, 2015