focktard

a.k.a. "fucktard", used to refer to a person that is a fucking retard

You're a focktard!

by Nicknac March 11, 2003

fuck-tard

Someone who thinks about sex to the point of losing credibility on any other subject.

Can't we stop for a minute and plan our future? All you ever want to do is have sex, you FUCK-TARD !

by Kevin S. McKay January 6, 2008

fuckturd

What happens after anal sex

I was banging this chick in her ass, and when we got done she laid a fuckturd.

by Bumdumbidum December 26, 2008

fucktart

A woman you would enjoy having sex with, where tart refers to a woman who(you hope) is sexually promiscuous.

"She is such a fucktart. Look at those short shorts."

by Anonymous January 20, 2003

Fucktart

Literally, a giant anthropomorphic fuck-flavored poptart. Or somebody who is being equally nonsensical.

"How was your date last night?"

"Sucked. Tim spent the whole time pretending he was a Russian spy."

"What a fucktart."

by Freidrick December 6, 2006

Fucktarded

When a smart person has a moment were they seem like a fucktard.

I was fucktarded this morning I was wearing my Mario shirt but I called it Mickey mouse.

by Kermit the Capitalist November 29, 2016

Fuktarded

The Past tense of fuktard

by Anonymous August 7, 2003