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speaker freaker 

A person, presumably peaking on an intoxicant -- namely ecstasy -- who is so consumed with the pulse of techno, and its throbbing consistent bassline, that he or she stands as close to the speaker on a dance floor as possible.

Amusingly, speaker freakers often stick their sweaty, bopping heads inside a larger speaker's compartments and holes so the vibration of the music encompasses and massages their bodies. Occasionally, petite partiers manage to crawl inside the crevices of the speakers, assume fetal positions, and let the bass rock them into trances.

More physically active and alert speaker freakers are found next to the speakers with raised arms, as if to worship these tall black obelisks as inanimate gods of technology.
While taking a break to sip bottled water and catch our breath, our eyes darted from the DJs at the front to the speaker freakers across the dance floor. One of the guys pumped his fists in the air to the beat, while his friend -- rolling hard -- put his hands on his bald head, then reached out and fondled the mesh of the speakers.
speaker freaker by Cheri Lucas February 3, 2008
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Freaks and Geeks 

The best damn show that was ever on tv.
once you start down the road you can never go back at least thats what yoda says

Freaky Badge 

This is a rank or a status awarded to a guy or girl that has had anal sex for the first time.
Guy 1: Man, Steve finally got his freaky badge yesterday.
Guy 2: Yeah, his girlfriend totally let him fuck her in the ass.

Guy 1: How was anal sex for the first time?
Guy 2: It was nasty, but at least now I have the freaky badge.
Freaky Badge by Hyperelg June 23, 2009

freakum dress 

similar to a "lil Black dress"...A HOT ass dress that demands ones attention!
"Ladies look here, when you been with your man for a long time
Every time and then you gotta go back in the closet and pull out that freakum dress" ~Beyonce
freakum dress by J-honey September 16, 2008

freaklitter 

Unnaturally large number of siblings born at one (i.e., quadruplets, sextuplets, septuplets, octuplets) created by the abuse of reproductive technology (such as taking too many fertility drugs, implanting multiple embryos). Humans bodies are not built for litters of more than three, and these unfortunate kids are always born prematurely, usually suffer chronic health and developmental problems their entire life, and often die in infancy.
Also known as "fuctuplets"
"Did you hear about that California woman who's brought her spawn total up to 14 by giving birth to another freaklitter? Those poor fuctuplets"

freaklitter by ratscabies February 2, 2009