Reverse financial advisor

A financial advisor who charges outlandish rates for his/her day to day services.

Don't hire that guy, man, he's a reverse financial advisor.

That reverse financial advisor cost me an arm, a leg, my firstborn, and my soul!

by Wulfblood January 11, 2011

The Final Shaft

When a series of unfortunate events has befallen someone, and they have reached the pit of the abyss that is their life... and someone does something to remind them of what a failure they are...

After the Tyrannosaurus Rex has stormed and laid waste to Jurassic Parks main compound:

Dr Grant - "Mr Hammond, after careful consideration, I've decided not to endorse your park" - The final shaft

by MM1988 July 21, 2011

Sopranos Finale

It made Google crash.

Me: Why won't Google work?
Person: So many people are searching the Sopranos Finale that it's down.
Me: Oh.

by Orcris September 29, 2011

The Final Scare

First used by the YouTube Channel GoodBadFlicks in his video "WTF are you doing Blumhouse?", The Final Scare is when a movie is drawing to it's conclusion and then something jumps out at the camera accompanied by a loud noise

"Of the eight horror films Blumhouse released theatrically in 2015, five of them (Unfriended, Insidious Chapter 3, The Gallows, Sinister II and Paranormal Activity: The Ghost Dimension 3D) ended with The Final Scare"

by Clamanath June 29, 2016

bagel finagled

To get your booty taken!

Marlon Givens got his bagel finagled last night!

by Melvo_c_3 October 25, 2017

Shadow Fiame

Smelly ninja obsessed with farts and a terrible class. Also has ugly horses

Example
Nate: Do you want to sniff farts and play ninjas?
Nick: No! Who do you think I am? Shadow Fiame?

by SuprSanic May 3, 2018

Country Financial

Country Financial: An insurance company who will not pay your claim and then cancel your policy.

Those fucking assholes at Country Financial screwed me and now I have to sue them!

by The girl coming for you! June 9, 2018