felch

To suck out semen from an ass, or less commonly from a twat. Also known as the 'mud milkshake', and the 'sludge slider'

'Jeremy was so horny last night, he begged me to give him a sludge slider while going the reach-around'

by Kung Fool June 20, 2005

felatio

oral sex on a man - comes from latin word- fello-"to practice oral sex with"

personally, i favor the fellatio over the roman helmet

by big Pink May 27, 2004

Felatiomeister

A person who specialises in the art of giving felatio, commonly known as 'head'

That woman/Guy is a complete Felatiomeister dude!
He is the felatiomeistro

by Drough June 6, 2003

Felime

Half cat half lime

My cat fucked a lime and now I have a basket full of Felimes

by dancersbitch December 19, 2008

Felash

An act of doing something sexual to someone.

Pronounced Fe-Lay-Shhh

Sharron felashed johnny when she gave him a handjob

by Short Gordon October 15, 2008

fellator

A man who performs fellatio. The male counterpart to fellatrix.

Ron became the most popular fellator in the cell block.

by Goad January 20, 2003

felching lesbians

A crude turn of phrase used to signify the extraordinary unlikelihood that something will occur. It can also be used to describe something that is taboo, disgusting, or oxymoron-ic.

The chances of getting your NCAA tournament bracket 100% correct is like felching lesbians - it just doesn't happen (although technically, it could).

by Kourics March 17, 2010