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Farmer

A professional footballer who is:
(1) Rugged in appearance (usually bearded)
(2) Severely technically limited

(3) Defined by their hard work, bastardry and extreme nationalism which makes up for their lack of fitness or ability
(5) Likely to be toiling in the fields for a living when not playing football
Fucking hell I can’t believe England have just lost to Iceland, they’re just a bunch of farmers mate!
by UTGParker July 3, 2018
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farmvegas

A boring ass place in the heart of Virginia AKA Farmville!
Dude wanna go to farmvegas and chill at longwood and get drunk!
or

Dude wanna go to farmvegas and chill out at walmart cause you know its the only cool thing to do!
by BTDGTR February 2, 2006
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Farmville

A wayy too addictive application that is taking over lives and causing students around the world to play it, rather then do their newspaper stories.
Haley: Yeah! I'm level 20 I can plant tomatoes now.

Hannah: I can't wait to plant coffee.

Ashley: Don't we have articles due soon.

Haley and Hannah: DGAF Farmville time.
by Jolly_Rancher October 2, 2009
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Pickle Farmer

Look at all those cucumbers... John is quite the "Pickle Farmer."
by tacojohns32 February 23, 2011
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avon old farms

noun - 1. prep school for the wicked smaaht and the hahdest teachers filled with 12 year olds all the way up to 20 year olds. Grade "A" hockey school that always beats salisbury. Pastels are common currency among the boys, if pastels are not available barter may be performed using porters and walkers "girls". Aspirando et persevererando which translates roughly to "when in doubt, beat one out" or in modern vernacular "if it don't fit in the hole, push harder"
2. "where the boys are boys and so are the girls"
B dizzle: ayo youngin
McCord: ahdaieandakeah
B dizzle:aholla son
McCord:aiamn aewa l;a dwi
Andre: give me the ball, yo!
Dean Jimmy "Napoleon" Detora: What the god damn hell god dammit god damn Andre God dammit
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farmville

hello
I am farmville
a freak who will turn you crazy. I am a game in which you get to wait for the crops to grow. Its easy. stare at the screen and your crops grow. '
Also, you can buy stuff for people
person 1: guess what honey we got a dog
person 2: thats great where is he?
person 1: go to farmville and see him now
person 2" farmvile? yipeee! we have a dog on farmville. now he can eat my rotting stinking crops!!
by realcrazyperson May 24, 2010
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farmers hat

Well my darling, the pies can wait. My Farmers Hat is throbbing like Tom Cruise at a Scientology rave.
by rusty tom September 28, 2006
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