facedodger

One who avoids using social networking websites, usually through technophobia or privacy concerns.

You're all invited to my party, spread the word Dave, Jim, and any of the other facedodgers.

by knife35 November 27, 2010

Facedialing

- Using facebook messaging to drunk dial your ex girlfriend

He was drunk and instead of drunk calling his ex-girlfrend, he was Facedialing her a message on facebook

by theFacedialer April 2, 2011

Fahey dip

When a teacher leaves a last period class early to beat the traffic

Principal: can i talk to your teacher please?
Student: nah sorry he Fahey dipped

by Ehansen122 July 19, 2011

Fahet

A Freaking Awesome Guy Eating Tits

My brother is a fahet.

by Chrssss August 23, 2011

fagedush

The act of being a faggot and a douchebag at the same time.

"bro why are you such a fagedush?"

by wbr6 September 10, 2011

'facedbooking

To post on Facebook while shitfaced drunk.

I slammed a couple Tequilas before 'facedbooking about my bitch of an ex-wife.

by Terrymac February 20, 2013

faded bank

When you used to make more money

I did make bank but now im making faded bank

by tbink90 August 26, 2014