Forest

When you get lost in that place with the fuckin trees and shit

Phil: I’m fucking lost in the forest

by Bill cosby’s boyfriend June 4, 2023

Foreskin

Really Chris? Ew. Why would you say that?

Hym "Aw great. The jews let Chris keep his dick-tip. That's... Natural I guess- Why does my autocorrect suck now? I got a software update and my autocorrect is fucking retarded now... But that's neither here nor there... Foreskin! I feel like you're supposed to have one but it's gross to have one. Like, in a way that doesn't map on to other superfluous flesh parts. Like, if I didn't have earlobes... I don't think I would find earlobes gross... Ya know?"

by Hym Iam July 30, 2024

Foreskin

A colleague / coworker who disappears when things gets hard

Sam is such a foreskin, you can never find him during end of year meetings

by Nuck Chorris 69 October 11, 2023

Fofessional

Aka the Fauxfessional. Really just sums up a wannabe who pretends to have the credentials to take on any profession that catches their eye at the time. Their resume is full of junk that waffles on about absolute bullshit, touching excessively on being a 'team player with excellent communication skills'. The term 'fake it till you make it' has become their life motto and talking out of one's ass is just a natural reflex.

As a fofessional team player, I believe that I have the rare skill of going above and beyond the highest realm of creativity to really excel as a senior copywriter for your beautifully reputable company, which I have heard so much about through my elite networking circles.

by ACunny October 22, 2023

fomented beverage

An alcoholic drink that is used to "soothe the soul" of the person imbibing it.

Drinking beer isn't really the best way to calm down and forget your troubles; neither is literally using it as a "fomented beverage" --- i.e., pouring it all over yourself in an attempt to "douse the burning". All you end up doing is wasting a costly comestible and covering yourself in disgusting sticky odiferous foam that stains your clothes and body.

by QuacksO November 18, 2023

Forest Fairy

A term for slaves. It means escaped slaves that run through forests to try and escape slavery.

Jacks parents are a bunch of forest fairy’s

by Randomstuffinmymind November 18, 2023

Foreskin Tortilla Sauce

Another Phrase for Smegma.

Guy 1: Are you serious? Smegma?
Guy 2: No no, it's "Foreskin Tortilla Sauce"

by Openglock November 22, 2023