facebook stoic 

A person who has a facebook account, but never uses it.

"Hey Jim, is Fred on vacation or something? I haven't seen him on facebook for weeks."

"Nah man, Fred's just a facebook stoic. Ya fuckin' facebook stalker."

facebook stoic by sirgibsalot July 25, 2009

Facebook Friend Request Binge and Purge 

Facebook Friend Binge: The act of sending many requests, at one time, to be friends with random individuals on facebook; adding people you wish to creep or learn more on.

Facebook Friend Purge: The act of deleting friends off of your friend list due to their incessant status' or knowing you will never see nor speak to the person ever again.

Ex. 1 Sarah: "Did you hear that Carolyn had a facebook friend purge recently?"

Eva: "Should I feel honored that I'm still on her list?"

Ex. 2 Chris: "I'm not proud; I facebook friend request binged last night."

Carolyn: "That's alright, at least they aren't calories. Facebook Friend Request Binge and Purge(s) happen to the best of us."

Facebook Friend Request Binge and Purge by musicallyfit848 December 25, 2009

FaceBook Aholic 

A person who is addicted to poasting, status commenting, and lurking on the social networking site FaceBook.

-Such people have been known to spend hours every day scanning the "News Feed" and commenting on how good their friends look in new pictures.

Being the FaceBook Aholic she is, Shkurta can be found most hours of the day updating her profile and will even visit FaceBook when she gets the chance at school.

FaceBook Aholic by Perry for President of Canada March 23, 2010

Facebook Blunder 

When using facebook mobile and attempting to search for someone, accidentally posting their name as your status. Even more embarrassing when it's someone you hardly know.

"I was facebook stalking this girl and when I went back to my wall I'd made a Facebook Blunder"

Facebook Blunder by Hammermeister September 20, 2011

Facebook Creeping 

Something we all do.

Person One: Are you facebook creeping again?
Person Two: Yes, yes I am. But that doesn't make me creepy.

Facebook Creeping by SomeCreeperUnderYourBed September 11, 2010

facebook face 

The half-smiling expression people wear when gazing at pictures on their computer screens. Often accompanied by a slightly tilted head. Also known as "MySpace Face."

Hey, check out that girl over there at the laptop. What's she smiling about?

That's facebook face. She's checking out pictures from last night's party.

facebook face by Shadwell February 13, 2009

facebook courage 

when a person will say something on facebook about someone but wouldnt say it to their face in fear of the consequences, usually sent to people who live a considerable driving distance away so that retribution wouldnt be worth the drive to seek the person out.

did you hear nathaniel talking so harshly to matt last night on facebook. That was some real facebook courage because if matt were still over here he would definately whoop some ass

facebook courage by moviebuff matt September 3, 2010