dildo

dil·do also dil·doe (dld)
n. pl. dil·dos, also dil·does

1. An object having the shape and often the appearance of an erect penis, used in sexual stimulation.

2. Can also be used to describe an awesome relationship with someone, or anything thats positive in nature.

1. My boyfriend is away on vacation so I'll be sure to get some good use out of my dildo.

2. Amie is my dildo, muic is my dildo.

by Kitty April 19, 2004

Dildoism

A person who acts in a jewish way towards one.

"Only 5 dollars!? That's dildoism!"

by Leeanne June 2, 2004

dildapinche

aka "dickhead", douchebag, douche,

Greg was such a dildapinche today, calling in sick after a 3 day weekend!

by mary david July 8, 2007

Dildo rocket

A shark rocket flying to save stranded girls on boats. It the pleasures them and leaves the guys chasing her shit out of luck.

Travis: Oh no!!! The dildo rocket is going to beat me to her

Tonya: OMG the dildo rocket is coming for me!!! YAY I can ride him all the way home

Travis: Damn I feel shit faced

by Twinnie/ Loverdoodle July 2, 2009

atomic dildo

A dildo so hard,radioactive,awesome,and purple it gives evrey man in the world erectilefungimulitys (picture a mans penis turning into a octagon shape,green,then starts to vomit blood,and eventually explodes ),while giving woman the Blue Droopies(when a woman has a blue waffle and it's like theres a 20 pound weight streching down her vagina lips while squirting out chocolate milk)when used. Accept for evreyone within a five mile radius of the user.The user and evrey one within the five mile radius Is emitted with a extreme amount of pleasure and extreme fisting by a sumo wrestler. Rumored to be in some random Mexican Lawnmower stache.

I think someone just used the Atomic Dildo *dick explodes*
A girl and a guy are walking down the street togather and his pants get red with blood and he has a octagon shaped bulge."Oh no.. Atomic Dildo?" The girl said. Suddenly she got the blue droopies "Atomic Dildo."They both said in unison

by SuperWordMan March 30, 2015

Nature's Dildo

The penis of a man interested only in sex and tries to get it as soon as possible in a relationship.

If your in the mood for some sex, try hooking up with Tom! He's nature's dildo!

by Escritor June 11, 2011

Dildoasaurus

A friend who acts like a giant dildo.

Last night was great eh, except for that irish kid Brendan being an effin dildoasaurus!!

by Juicyj1986 February 22, 2009