not funny didn't laugh

Not funny, didn't laugh. Used when you see or hear an unfunny or cringe meme/joke.

Gluten: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Oatmeal: why?
Gluten: To get to the other side!
Oatmeal: Not funny didn't laugh

by Nocturnal_Emissions June 2, 2019

diddyclutch

Any type of Dutchmaster cigar

I think that Taiwanese tranny stole my diddyclutch

by Assy McGees January 9, 2008

diddle the dog

Often used sarcastically, a reference to endeavoring to pleasure your canine in a sexual manner.

My dad used to lament, when he’d struck out with any available females, that he would instead “just go home and diddle the dog” for some fun.

by Dr Bunnygirl September 3, 2019

Reverse diddle

The act of paralysing a girl by fisting her then fucking her or someone in front of her.

I'm going to reverse diddle your mrs.

by Marcus the 3rd April 5, 2017

didnae

Scottish slang for did not / didn't.

I didnae touch yer fags, ye right cheeky bastard!

by tpwee February 23, 2009

Diddy Kong

When playing Mario Super Sluggers, Diddy is a guy you want on your team. With the Banana Ball and Banana Swing, he just can't be beat.

Diddy Kong is the best player you'll ever have, especially when he's the CAPTAIN of his own team, the Diddy Monkeys. Diddy is just short for Diddy Kong

by Matt11111 November 27, 2011

Tits or it didn't happen

An expression requesting a picture of naked breasts to serve as proof of having a girlfriend. Also used to question an online poster's sexual identity.

Rosencrantz: My girlfriend gave me such a great blowjob last night.
Guildenstern: Girlfriend? Hah! Tits or it didn't happen!

Philomena: I'm a gorgeous brunette with large breasts looking for World of Warcraft fans so I can suck their cocks
Nerdcore: No you're not, you're a guy.
Philomena: No, I'm a girl
Nerdcore: Tits or it didn't happen.

by Sklooby October 27, 2008