Dirty deacon

Where you piss while doing anal and you let it drip out with sweat, period blood and the piss into a cup and then you give the cup to your nan for Christmas dinner.

I did a dirty deacon with my nan last night

she said can we do it again tomorrow

by thebestwriter. June 20, 2025

Raw Deal

A movie starring Schwarzenegger about a cop who goes undercover in the Mafia after the death of the FBI director's son. Great theme too.

Jimmy: You seen that Raw Deal movie? That was the best shit i have ever seen.
Bob: Yeah, i have seen it. Great movie.

by Big_hawkbro1212 August 22, 2025

Drug deal appeal

The unwarranted attraction that girls have for scrawny, rugged, slightly dirty/musty, sometimes tatted up drug dealers or drug users.

I’m talking to this new guy and he’s really hot he’s got that drug deal appeal.

by Kermitthefrog1 November 29, 2025

Smoker's Deal

Smoker's Deal is a term used when you get an unbelievable bargain for something. Smoker's Deal is something that a crack head would offer you on a product/service at a super low rate.

"Hey man I'll sell you this 52' inch flat screen for 20 bucks!".... "Damn that's a smoker's deal right there!"

by KCHyphy December 9, 2008

sprung a deal

creating a deal and then announcing them through multiple channels i.e. fan pages, tweets, emails.

The store owner sprung a deal through Facebook and Twitter

by beechnutusa October 19, 2010

shame'n the deacon

When a person pleasures there self after swearing off sex.

The monk felt bad after shame'n the deacon.

by zorrothefox January 19, 2011

Dry Package Deal

The act of taking a solid shit and not peeing.

"Dude you ok? I didn't hear any trickle with that plump!"
"Yeah! It was a dry package deal."

by uh_duh12 October 4, 2011