David Franco

A certified grade A faggot. Likes to take long walls on the beach with his girlfriend followed by some tea and a chick flick. David also enjoys painting his nails on his spare time and starting petitions to ban porn.

That kid is so soft. He's such a David Franco

by Nick Casais January 13, 2014

David Hogg

A scholarship whereby the applicant victimizes themselves into getting admitted into an IVY-league college.

After getting rejected by every UC school in the state, mike pulled a David Hogg by saying his house was almost destroyed by the Woolsey fires and later emotionally blackmailed all oil companies for climate change and was able to get into USC!

by stainless67 November 25, 2022

David-esque

adj. Of or relating to the facial characteristics of the Statue of David.

Hey, look at that guy over there with the Nor-Cal shirt on, he's David-esque!

by DooDooButter March 11, 2008

david mazza

the fattest man on earth

david mazza, david, mazza

by SyxxIsGod January 16, 2009

David Blained

Getting very very drunk to the point that you almost die but just about don't.

Man, I'm gonna get David Blained tonight!!

by cat23010 October 18, 2009

David Jennings

A normal teacher. Just kind of average. Nothing great. Nothing Special.

Who is your teacher?? O i have David Jennings.

by Mr. Potato boy kid man June 6, 2011

David Katzman

A really attractive boy, sometimes an asshole. Most have their hearts in the right place. DK's tend to be oblivious to those who they effect and what goes on around them and can take things for granted, but try really hard to do the right thing and be sweetheart. Judaism is a common trait among them.

"Dude, my boyfriend just totally skipped out on our date. What a David Katzman"

"yeah, but at least he apologized"

by Crunchatizemecaptn August 22, 2011