Common Discord L

When the social media and gaming platform “Discord” is unable to perform a simple fucking task or action.

“Ugh! My meme isn’t uploading to general.”
“Common Discord L, man.”

by Chester Is Cold October 23, 2022

Isco Disco

When a football transfer is very close to happening but fails due to a minor contract detail, like it happened with Union Berlin and Francisco Román Alarcón Suárez (also known as "Isco")

A: "Hey did you hear about that one transfer Man City blew last week?"
B: "Yeah apparently the offered wage by City turned the whole transfer into an Isco Disco"

by MavFCU August 15, 2023

Rolling Crappy Disco

A shitty car in which someone has put sub woofer and most likely a fart can on to make it sound good, but the outside has rust spots, a flame decal and possibly a hood scoop.

Ex. 94 cavalier that needs a lot of body work, but still none the less they tweak it out with flame decals, a fartcan and sub woofers

Dude mikes cavalier looks like a Rolling Crappy Disco cause its a peice of shit but he put decals and subs in it.

by johnny 99 August 20, 2010

Four-Finger Discount

The term for an animated character shoplifting as they only have 4 fingers on each hand

Bart Simpson: Are you guys shoplifting?
Jimbo Jones: Four-finger discount dude
Nelson Muntz: Shoplifting is a victimless crime, like punching someone in the dark!

by TornadoGordo September 1, 2017

over the pants disco party

When you get a girl off by frantically rubbing her clitoris on the outside of her pants.

I totally creamed my pants last night at the movie theater when my boyfriend gave me an over the pants disco party.

by Tittsmcgee November 1, 2017

fisherman’s discount

When your friend gives you free food/merchandise at their place of employment.

I went to Arby’s and saw Lance working in the back, so I made sure to ask for the fisherman’s discount.

by thegregoreo September 17, 2019

that fire kid on discord

Fire a mad kid on discord, who plays "counter blox" CS go... but in roblox.

(please say yes this is a disstrack at my friend pls pls pls pls pls ily if you do ok thanks ok have you done it yet? ok thanks no fr seriously please say yes to this ye syes y pls pls pls pls)

(Pyrosimpical Top shagger): aaaah have you seen that Fire kid on discord, pretty mad ay?
(some random beta male): yeaaah lad what a tosser.

by Pyrosimpical June 12, 2020