juice my dick

v. 1)hook me up.
2)someone has given you a great deal
on something

Also: Sometimes referred to as getting your dick juiced.

The bartender has juiced my dick all night; I haven't paid for one single shot!

by Cartright August 26, 2005

Suck a dick

The best way to quickly climb the corporate ladder.

"Mister grant, I really need a promotion...you see my mother is dying and I can't afford to..."
"Suck a dick"
"What?"
*points to dick*
"Suck a dick"
"Oh...well if that's what it takes..."
*sucks dick while crying inside*

by Smokey October 28, 2003

Dick Move

Something that only a total dick would do; usually caused by lack of judgement or extreme selfishness on the part of a friend.

"So hang on, this guy who you've been close friends with for 6 years got his hands on free tickets to a band he knows you're in love with...and instead of calling you he invited his psycho ex-girlfriend who doesn't even know them like at all?"
"Yeah, dick move, am I right?"
"TOTALLY."

by JennyBelly September 12, 2009

Dick Dyke

A gay female woman who claims to be a lesbian but still has sex with men.

Hometeam's song Downelink freak. Search for them on MySpace. "You say you like girls, but you still have sex with men, you're a dick dyke."

by MrzKryz October 30, 2008

nippy dick

A dick that is so small, the balls stick out further than it.

Look at Glenn, he is pissing all over his balls with that little "nippy dick".

by SPKemo April 22, 2009

dick in the booty ass nigga

Someone who is acting like a flaming homosexual.

Taby is a dick in the booty ass nigga.

by moe money October 19, 2007

Dick Bycicle

When you were having sex with a guy for so long, that the next day you are swaying side to side like you rode a bycicle for too long.

Ariana : I can't even walk right, I keep swaying side to side.
Nicki : dick bycicle?
Ariana : girl yes.

by Localovaries16 September 4, 2016