No crap

1). An incorrect but rather absurd way of saying “no cap”.
2). Something some rude ass person with a bad attitude would say in lieu of saying “no duh”.
3). A state of being without any poop.

Random Zoomer guy: “fr fr this shit straight bussin’ no crap” *plays cringe mumble rap track they heard off TikTok*

Man: “Oh my goodness, Lisa, you’re shirt is a lovely shade of red.”
Lisa: “Oh my god, no crap! Obviously”

Random lady: “I am in a no crap state of being”

by Perhaps? August 19, 2022

poop crap

your wierd

your poop crap kid. your wierd and uguly

by sigma mom February 27, 2023

Fap crap

Leftover "stuff" from you fapping. You don't clean and it eventually dries up onto the floor/bed/whatever.

I gotta clean my bed. I've got so much fap crap on those sheets...

by Retard_Ryan March 9, 2023

Jack Crap

A colloquial expression used as a replacement for "Jack Shit".
The physical manifestation of the word is married to John Fortnite

Oh man, I love seeing big black men with their willies hanging out.

Quit gawking, cause we both know you won't get jack crap out of it.

by grogory fashwat June 15, 2023

Snatch Crap

Literally a baby

My wife just took a snatch crap! We are so excited to add a new member to our family.

by Voodoohauler June 17, 2023

shoot crap

Play a game of craps

Every friday night, you and your boys would shoot crap, right?

by KreyZ420 August 7, 2024

udder crap

What happens when a cow poops from its udder. Usually a misspelling of utter crap.

The original sprites in my texture pack were udder crap. I just fixed them. I really should have earlier.

So they literally looked like thin poop covered in milk?

by Definitively Cool December 11, 2023