Vaginal Contractor

An individual who seeks out and manages herds of women for sale of sexual goods and services. These individuals are predominately males of African-American decent who have an intriguing gravitation to dark shades of purple. His employees are frequently called out as a “ho” or “biatch” (bee-a-ch), and they often participate in one of the few bargaining existences in our modern market economy. The revenues created by a ho’s diligent work are often redistributed through the contractor as he takes a majority share of the earnings in exchange for protection and a constant supply of work. The most common action that a vaginal contractor participates in is a slap, specifically the “pimp slap”. It is a back-handed smack in the face as a reaction to either a ho’s bitch slap (see palm up slap) or insufficient funds generated by an individual biatch. It is also common for a vaginal contractor to have sustained a leg injury (most likely from a bad case of the angry pirate) and needs physical assistance walking with a diamond encrusted cane.

Vaginal Contractor - I don’t know what you know about me, I’m a motha fuckin’ V.A.G.I.N.A.L C.O.N.T.R.A.C.T.O.R.!

by Mack Daddy Mik August 19, 2006

Crowd Control

Giving a girl such an intense facial that she is knocked back four or more feet. Just like a fire hose on an angry mob.

I saved up for 25 days just to give Samantha a massive Crowd Control.

by Brian H November 6, 2004

Internet Penis Size Contest

Comparing computer porn collections.

Jim and Bill's internet penis size contested ended with both of them feeling disgusted at each other.

by DarkAsTheNight July 30, 2006

controlling ex boyfriend

A previous boyfriend who obsesses over a past companion and has regular inquiring contact with the ex companion.

The controlling ex boyfriend asks where you are, where you've been, why you cant come over and/or hang out, why you cant stay the night, who you've been hanging out with. The controlling ex boyfriend might not believe you when you tell him anything...he's always suspicious that you're not being honest even when you're being completely or brutally honest. He may demand you spend the night and when you tell him you cannot (for whatever reason....its truly none of the controlling ex boyfriend's business), no matter what you tell him....he suspects you're lying and have other plans....most likely hookup plans with someone else.

Controlling ex boyfriend: where are you?

The victim boyfriend or girlfriend: im at work...i picked up a double shift today.

Controlling ex boyfriend: really? because i asked your coworker and she said you didnt work until later today

The victim boyfriend or girlfriend: well,......like i said i picked up a double shift

Controlling ex boyfriend: all i've ever asked from you is the truth

The victim boyfriend or girlfriend: im at work...sorry you think im elsewhere

Controlling ex boyfriend: (calls the victim boyfriend's work just to make sure he/she is actually at work)
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by Finally Free! April 11, 2010

quality control

The process of eliminating definitions that don't actually define a word, define names, or are posts that belong in a forum instead of urbandictionary. Only intelligent people should take part in quality control.

Many people try do delete good definitions, but quality control keeps them.

by Mike February 7, 2005

contagious

Infectious, like laughter.

It will take that poor contagious to pick up all those marbles he dropped on the tiled floor.

by Bad Bart July 28, 2004

Contradiction

"Compassionate Conservative."

I am a compassionate conservative. Please excuse me, I need to go join the army so I can kill - no, I mean "help" - the people in Iraq.

How come some people can have examples without the word and I can't?

Contradiction

by Abudoobie January 9, 2006