Cleveland Screamer

Much like a Cleveland Steamer, but with much less telling the receiving party, and much more of that party being asleep and unaware of the situation.

Spoiler: Most victims wake up screaming!

Tony: Did you just give that girl a Cleveland Steamer?
*girl in other room wakes up screaming*
Tony: A CLEVELAND SCREAMER?! You crazy son-of-a-gun!

by Timmy L April 13, 2008

Cleverbot

An AI whose sole purpose is to pass the turing test, and already seems to have succeeded in convincing some.

However, ask it to perform a task such as type "onetwothreefourfive" in numbers, and it will be unable to do so. For the time being at least...

I can't decide if Cleverbot is a bot...

by walalaaa June 17, 2010

like trying to pick up a turd by its clean end

The act, or attempt of trying to accomplish an impossible task.

Laying her and her sister at the same time is like trying to pick up a turd by its clean end...it just ain't happening!

by steverbeaver July 13, 2007

cleds

The pieces of hair that grow closest to the anus which sometimes collect feces known as dingleberries

The Dingle berries that hung from my cleds were huge.

by Andrew Monda January 13, 2009

Cleveland Creamsicle

Saving your jiz in a popsicle mold in the freezer until you have enough make a Cleveland Creamsicle

After six weeks I had enough to give Alicia's snatch my Cleveland Creamsicle. She absolutely loved it except for the large puddle of splooge that soaked the couch cushion

by bwanab December 16, 2008

Cleveland Pintuck

The act of hiding one's dick in a hurry, after oral sex in a car has just been interrupted by an authority figure such as cops, parents or teachers. Endless examples of hiding places.

Enjoying a blowjob in a parked car long after curfew, Matty was forced to do a Cleveland Pintuck, hiding his dick in Samantha's bra, thus preserving his dignity as the popo arrived at the scene and shined their lights in the car windows.

by imaHOEHOEinohio19 February 9, 2009

clear the air

When two people are arguing or having a misunderstanding, 'clearing the air' means having an honest discussion about feelings in order to move past the conflict.

Person A: "I think we need to clear the air after what happened the other day."
Person B: "Alright. What do you want to say?"
Person A: "The other day when you said what you said, it really hurt me."
Person B: "I only said that because you hurt me by saying what you said."
Person A: "Oh I see. Well, I'm sorry I said that. I didn't mean anything bad by it."
Person B: "That's okay. I'm sorry too."

by DefiantPanda January 25, 2021