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christian rock

Yes, vaginas like music too.
Satan has a good reason to hate Christian rock.
by shutupshutupshutup June 5, 2007
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Christina

Latin meaning: of the girl's name Christina:a follower of Christ, a Christian
Greek Meaning: The Greek name Christina means - "Christ-bearer."

Christina is a female name originating from Christian.

It is a well-used name throughout the world with many variants. Its meanings most commonly include "Christian," "Christ-Bearer," although "Angelic," and "Faithful" are sometimes included in its definition.
"Have you met Christina?"
"Her name means child of Christ!"
by Christian876382 February 5, 2010
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christian

A sinner saved by the grace of God through faith in Jesus Christ. That faith is a merciful gift of God to a person deserving eternal damnation.
by Brian February 22, 2007
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lukewarm christians

people who say they are christians and try to cram it down other peoples throats but cannot live up to the bibles commandments
lukewarm christians are "christians" who are divorced (adultery), living in sin (adultery), cheats on their wives with gay lovers (family values politicians), drinks and dances (an ultimate sin for the baptist slanters), goes to strip clubs, votes republican, who gossips and gives people nasty glares b/c they are judgemental like their version of God, who is a bigoted racist, sexist, anti-everybody-different-than-themselves, sadistic asshole or cunt, and very largely from Texas. They love to make their beliefs the laws of the land, that is, the ones they pick and choose conveniently to suit their sinful lifestyles.
by notgoingtohelllikechristians October 9, 2009
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Christian Work Ethic

Form of management practice, where all workers are driven to maximise output without any incentive except that of keeping thier jobs.

So-called because, as in Christanity, any rewards you wearn will only be recieved after you are dead.
" I'm working a ten hour shift, and the bosses ahve cut our bonus and refused to hire on replacement staff; They are now promoting the palce as having a Christian Work Ethic"
by D F Stuckey March 1, 2004
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Christian Code

The Christian Code is essentially a set of very basic rules that you should adapt to everyday living. However, depending on who you are, the Christian Code takes a lot of patience.
The Christian Code is merely the golden rule "Do Unto Others As You Would Love To Have Them Do Unto You". However, this rule can break down into many other rules. One of them is to accept people for who they are. Another is to not resort to violence (which is very difficult, hence the 'Code requires patience).

Adapting the Christian Code will, some way or another, lead you to a life of happiness. The Christian Code basically teaches you to be nice. It takes MUCH time, but having a nice attitude & a kind personality will go a long way toward your success in the future.
"It is difficult for me now, after more than a decade, to follow the Christian Code. Next time someone harasses or abuses me, I won't turn the other cheek."
-me
by Dave January 6, 2005
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Christian Music

Music lacking in self expression and feeling. Like the Jonas Brothers, only made moreso for the soccer moms and the eight year olds.

"Yes Jesus Loves Me"... badly played.

The type of crap you get when you go to some kids youth group and everyone's swaying with their eyes closed singing a stupid song.
Christian Kid - YEAH! Jesus!
Normal Person with a Soul - That's cool... I wrote a song.
Christian Kid - Nope... nope... This has drug references in it...
Normal Person with a Soul - Okay... How about this one?
Christian Kid - I can't play this... It says damn.
Normal Person with a Soul - Well... what do you have?
Christian Kid - I've got Casting Crowns and an original that I wrote... "You built my faith up and stuff... I freaking love you"
Normal Person with a Soul - That sounds like everything else you write and listen to...
Christian Kid - I KNOW! It's totally Christian Music!
by Koffing September 10, 2009
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