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chode

All of you are so, so, so terribly wrong.

The "Chode" is that magical, squishy, batter-like material which is expelled from the climaxing penis.
As in: "Oh, my gawd! He had a GIANT load of chode!"

Or, "He pulled out and shot a long rope of chode right across the bridge of her nose."

And, "His chode smelled like an ammonia-based floor cleaner."
by LAJC October 5, 2006
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chode

1.Insulting someone by saying there penis is wider than it is long.
2.Nickname for someone who can't get any women or is a homo.
1.Daves chode is blocking my view, shut up chode.
2.Daves just a stupid chode
by Matt March 23, 2004
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chode

A rubberry half boner.
I got a chode when that bitch bent over.
by BaLoneStar April 26, 2003
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chode chomper

SoMEONE WHO CHOMPS THE COCK AND LOVES IT
Jeff's a chode chomper, he sucks joes cock!
by HeAb November 10, 2003
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chode burgler

tyler is such a chode burgler!
by gary manilow November 2, 2007
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Chode Monkey

Chode Monkey Describes a person who will dance and play upon command to have the reward of slurping down some guys chode
by Slaytanic December 11, 2004
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chode boner

A Chode Boner is something that just gets wider...

if you were to have a chode and have a boner, te sides of the penis would shoot left and right
my friend has a chode boner...its fun to look at!
by pochypizzle March 17, 2011
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