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Chinese Virus

AKA Coronavirus or Covid-19, it's the third Chinese bioweapon test, along with Avian Flu (H5N1) and Swine Flu (H1N1) released by the Wuhan bioterrorist research lab, pretending it was an accident and the virus appeared

spontaneously from a man that ate a bat.

Chinese are getting proficient with bioweapons each test they make and soon they will create the ultimate virus and release it in a mass biological strike that will sucefully destroy the occident most developed economies and ensure China and their allies global domination.
The President: "We suspect the Chinese Virus was created intentionally in that lab"

Me: "Im with you, Mr. President, only a fool would not realize that after 3 consecutive virus coming from same country. Totally bioterrorism"
by H1b3rt0 May 5, 2020
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chinese man whore

A boy who has the most personal ads in all of china's newspaper, usually sits by his phone praying and wishing on 11:11 that some small dick sexy voice chinese boy will phone.
"ring"

Hello (in a desperate voice)
Hiya you have chicken ball?
what? (disapointed voice)
Chicken have no ball.
click.
by cousin love April 6, 2003
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chinese

1. People native to China
2. Chinese-Americans/ Canadian/ Australian/ English in the english speaking world. China's best and brightest who moved the hell out of China and hold on to the model minority myth as though it should apply to people back in China. They also like to believe that their over achieving minority deserves a spupremacist philosophy.
3. People who can't get into space and are a minority(but over represented by national poulation) in the world's best universities.
4. People who say "HELLO" to every waiguoren(foreigner) assuming they are American. Chinese-Americans also complain these same assumptions about white people and the asian race.
5. Love Abercrombie and Fitch (33% of the consumers) and complain there is no asian american models for this company.
1.Wow the chinese from Shanghai, HK and Singapore are migrating to Australia, America, Canada, England and New Zealand. I guess they loved what the british gave them and want to move in the model majority.
2.Fuck there is heaps of chinese here. Why did America open up relations, why didn't the west just make english the official language like they did in India.
by Dawei756 February 18, 2008
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AP Chinese Club

Another term for math club used because Math clubs often consist primarily of people of Asian descent. This is most likely because the average Asian IQ is 120, while the average Caucasian IQ is 100.
Joe: What clubs are you in this year?
Bob: AP Chinese Club.
Joe: Wow, You must be really good at math.
by A Wonderful Person December 6, 2006
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Chinese Tim

a young chinese male who goes to my high school and obsesses over a friend of mine *Amanda P* and uses the word.... "gorgeous" about her

he also *no joke* wears women's clothing

he prefers women pants over men's because

they fit better and are tighter

and pretzels stick to his head when hot

i know first hand

he also tries to run me over in his car almost every day on the way to my bus

he is satan's ugly cousin who never wears anything except skin tight shirts from Hollister because he's emo like that

he also spends lots of time at the Digital Mayhem place where the nerds and goth and band kids pay tons of money to sit at a computer for 20 minutes before paying tons of money again
HOLLISTER WORKER: Hello young fellow!Can I help you?
TIM: No..I don't need help. Do I look like I need help?
HOLLISTER WORKER: Well, you are in the women's department!
by Adriana Nazzy <33 April 21, 2005
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Chinese-mexican

A racial slur referring to anyone of Middle Eastern origins.
Saddam Hussein was a crazy chinese-mexican.
by Shitstack June 14, 2007
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Chinese Finger Trap

This occurs when you're having anal sex with someone and they are suddenly startled. They tighten up and part of their anal tract comes outside into the world on your cock like a sock puppet.
The harder you pull the harder it is to get out of the chinese finger trap
by Stevie Yates September 13, 2009
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