Cheese Croissant

Probably the most delicious pastry you have every eaten in your entire life. Typically made with store bought Pillsbury croissants and stuffed with American cheese. Usually served with a side of mashed potatoes and a Graha grilled steak.

Dang Brooks, did you leave any cheese croissants for anyone else?

by Dr Wang December 16, 2008

cheesegasm

The experience of tasty cheese overwhelming your taste buds in your mouth.

Mark:*eats spaghetti bolognese with lots of cheese*
Mark: wooooah holy shit felix i just had a cheesegasm
Felix: hi 5!!!

by anshdeep69 September 26, 2009

Cheesemonkey

A person who uses the same move over and over again when playing a fighting game.

Stop picking Ken and using his Shoryuken over and over! You're such a Cheesemonkey!

by Nekohime October 27, 2009

Cheesebag

A bag in which intoxicated individuals carries cheeses on canal boating holidays.

What's that Ben? (What did you say?)

It's my Cheesebag.

by StagmanSmith July 7, 2011

cheese taco

When your women partner has a zombie looking pussy that Looks like it has been infected with multiple highly deadly toxic disease and gasses. In this case it's not recommend at del taco

Um hello I'll take a number 2 and a the cheese taco Combo

by Crod July 13, 2015

Cheese Ass

That horrendous sweaty and cheesy smell that your ass emits after a long session of sitting. The smell is reminiscent of a bad gouda or camembert, or a heavy brie. Can only be rectified by a good spray of deodorant directly unto the ass or a good shower after removing those horrific pants.

"Lad"
"Yes Pal"
"I've got a horrific case of cheese ass going on"
"Goodness me"

by LordDonnel January 16, 2019

Cheese

Something uncircumcised people have because they have a turtle dick the weird cunts.

You uncircumcised dirty bastard with cheese on ur dick. Also a turtle dick

by English are trannys December 13, 2021