kooky bastard

Dan from my gaming group, who is possibly an alien and definitely kind of a racist but who can beatbox adequately.

Dan is one kooky bastard

by The best character April 19, 2014

Fap Bastard

A person who was unintentionally conceived through masturbatory semen.

Fuck off Mike. Your mother sat on a pile of cum on a toilet seat at a barn party back in '92 which consequently produced you. You're just a filthy fap bastard.

by JamieB123 November 1, 2014

fuzzy bastard

A creature of significant fuzzy fur whom is a little shit bastard that you love dearly.

Petey your such a fuzzy bastard! I just love you so much!

by Eewin May 23, 2014

turkey basterd

A baby made by inseminating a female with a turkey baster

I hear she kept his used condoms to try to make a turkey basterd

by wwx822 July 15, 2014

Knuckle-Bastards

Semen discharged from an act of self-gratification, usually left to dribble over the thumb of the active hand.

I was in the bathroom after your mum took a shit, so I thought I'd use that time to fire off some knuckle-bastards.

by FormerSmurf April 7, 2015

snaggletooth bastard

A short, chipped/missing tooth bastard who stumbles upon society whistling dixie.

May also go by: Chip, Chippy

Have you seen Eddie? That Snaggletooth bastard owes me money.

by Monkey Brainz October 30, 2017

ugly bastard

When a ugly midle aged man fucks your anime grill after 3 minutes of watching a potensially good anime that turned out to be a creepy huge age gap porno.

"Did you watch that recent hentai on hentaigasm? "

"Yeah dude, WTH! It had an ugly bastard in it. No thanks."

by weebjohnson December 15, 2017