Black Mage

1.)Black Mage (blak-mayj) n: The epitome of awsomness.
2.)The most destructive force in existence.
3.)Not always entirely evil.
4.)Weilder of the almighty level 9 spell "Hadoken" also known to be substituted with "Fighter-doken".
5.)An untapped nexus of power that would allow for the ability to bend they very cosmos to one's will, that is also not completely hideous.
6.)One who has more doomsday spells than one knows what to do with, wait... yes one does!
7.)Me.
8.)One who, at LV99, is industructible and nukes everything in his path.
9.)One who has an innate hate of stupid, cocky, and or scamming people.
10.)One who likes pie, especcially evil pie.
11.)The highest compliment one can recieve
12.)One who believes staff-chucks don't work and hates thieves.
13.)One with an awsome hat that should never be removed at the risk of the life and sanity to all who gazeth upon what lay underneath.

1."That Black Mage is really flippin' awsome!"
2."I bet Black Mage could destroy the universe!"
3."Black Mage isn't THAT evil..."
4."Die sucka! HADOKEN!!!"
5."Black Mage isn't completely hideous! Why he can bend the very cosmos to his will!"
6."Heh, heh, I think I know what I'll do with my 49th doomsday spell know.."
7."I'm a Black Mage yo!"
8."You cannot possible kill me! I'm a LV99 Black Mage!
9."I hate you Fighter, I really do..."
10."Pie? Oh please... Wait, EVIL PIE?! YAYYYYY!!!!"
11."You're a real Black Mage." "Really? THANK YOU MAN!!!"
12."I hate you Thief, and staff-chucks are a stupid idea!"
13."What happened to him?" "Oh, he just gazeth upon what lay underneath my awsome hat." "Dang!"

by LV99_Black_Mage October 1, 2006

black zephyr

The armageddon of all farts. The nastiest, most foul-smelling fart that a person can possibly unload.

Todd came to our party last night, and within four minutes the house was completely empty because he dropped a black zephyr. I still can't see out of one eye.

by StraferDown1667 June 3, 2011

black metal

One of the rarest forms of metal, found in the mountains of Norway. Discovered and first forged by the blacksmith Burzum.

That armor is made from black metal. Only the most evil can wear it.

by thundaaaa January 19, 2009

Black Mage

CASTS THE SPELLS THAT MAKES THE PEOPLES FALL DOWN...
and was beaten within an inch of his life by White Mage's giant mallet

Black Mage is Uber-powerful, but a total pervert.

by Cpt.Bob October 19, 2003

Orphan Black

A BBC America Tv show. This show is about clones finding their origin and learning about their past and how their loved ones react and which loved ones are a "spy" or "monitor" to watch these clones. All clones are played by the incredibly talented Tatiana Manslay. And her "brother" Felix played by Jordan Gavaris. The clones consist of Cosima, Rachel, Helena, Sarah, Beth, Katja, and Allison. Sarah and Helena are the originals being twins and can therefore have children which Sarah has had with Cal and Has a daughter named Kira. She used to date Vick but after Beth committed suicide she stole her identity and tricked Vick into believing she was dead. Cosima is a scientist whom is in a relationship with Delphine her ex-monitor and science partner. Allison has two adopted kids with Donnie who is her monitor and sooner believed her friend Angsley was her monitor and killed her. Rachel is a businesswomen who "the bird man" kept to raise. Beth was a cop whom is believed to be Alive. Helena is a woman raised by religious people to kill her clones calling them a sin, these people are attempting to give offspring of her. Felix was a Prostitude and Cocaine dealer but is now In a relationship with Colin. Orphan black is a phenomenal sci-fi show with amazing characters and plot. Watch it now.

~Did you watch orphan black last night?
~Yes. Fe and Allison were perfect as usual

by Orphanblackfan June 5, 2014

Black Ice

1) Ice on the road

2) AC/DC album

1. Black (or Glare) ice is ice frozen without many air bubbles trapped inside, making it transparent. This type of ice takes the color of the material it lies on top of, often wet asphalt or a darkened pond. Its difficult-to-detect nature makes it a significant hazard to drivers, pedestrians, and sailors.

2. Black Ice is the 15th studio album from AC/DC. Seven years after the release of Stiff Upper Lip, the band releases an album that fills in the rock that was missing through 2004-2007. The album was a huge success.
The album was also the second time the band had a #1 on the charts in the US. Black Ice simply rocks!

(1) Hey man careful, there's black ice on the road.
(2) Sleez Boy bought the Black Ice yesterday and loves it!

by Sleez Boy March 14, 2009

driving while black

Driving While Black (DWB) is the name given to the non-existent "crime" of being a black driver, and is generally a racial profiling employed by many police forces. It is a parody of the real crime driving while intoxicated.

It refers to the idea that a motorist can be pulled over by a police officer simply because he or she is black and then charged with a trivial or perhaps non-existent offense.

"The only reason the police pulled him over was because he was driving while black."

by aurilla August 16, 2006