bone hole

a word generally slang for vagina, but can be any hole on someone a dick can go in.

your average lady has 7 bone holes. a vagina, an ass whole, a mouth, two ears, and two nostrils. the last two are for those with smaller dicks, because anything wider than about 1/4 of an inch won't fit.

it is also possible for a bone hole to be an abnormal hole in the body, such as a hole in the neck that smokers get from throat cancer.

if a dick will fit, its a bone hole.

generally, bone holes are only referring to the holes dicks most often penetrate,

Your dick is so small you can use all 7 bone holes.

by J-Birdd March 21, 2009

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Bone phone

A secret phone, typically a cheap prepaid one, used in a clandestine manner away from one's SO for the sole purpose of arranging booty calls from someone other than the SO. The purpose of the bone phone is to avoid detection from the SO looking at your phone bill.

Dave: Is that Lloyd's new phone? What a loser -- why didn't he get an iPhone instead of that cheap piece of shit?

Robert: He has an iPhone...that's just his bone phone. I think he's talking to your mom

by Dick Z. Normuss July 2, 2009

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