crap boat captain

someone with a extreme amount of genital crabs...mostly from being slutty and having many other diseases.

That girl has to be a crab boat captain with the people she's fucked.

by Steven May 13, 2005

Mud Boating

The art of sticking your head between a anal crevious, shaking it left and right whilst blowing a rasberry.

Shit the bed, I was mud boating Erin last night and I think I swallowed a haemoid.

by Brownie CH October 18, 2008

whatever floats your boat

An alternate expression for whatever helps you sleep at night, used to avoid to end an argument especially when someone says something absurd.

James: I think you're avoiding me.

Lily: Whatever floats your boat.

by punkmovement January 23, 2016

boat pig

A term used to describe police officers (excludes the Coast Guard) who patrol the waters.

The boat pig's caught us for dumping beer cans in Lake Erie.

by Katy159 March 14, 2007

bloats Mcgoats

like totes mcgoats but when you've eaten too much and can't even move

'I can't be bothered mate, i'm bloats mcgoats'

by tokyo tan May 6, 2010

boat cat

a fat fuzzy colored cat that looks like an exotic boat when its arms, tail and legs are under its body

Man look at that boat cat in the pet store!!!

by ahhhhh789 June 20, 2010

Boatfriend

A best friend that you have an undoubtedly immense connection with, but are too afraid to admit that you have feelings for. Usually the friend is attractive and charming, yet you are often confused whether affection from this friend is kindness or love. You generally do not allow yourself to think non-platonic thoughts about them, but whenever intoxicated, the thoughts are all that's on your mind.

Having a boatfriend is both thrilling and mentally exhausting

Is that your girlfriend?

No, she's the homegirl. She's my boatfriend.

by UserSd456d June 9, 2014