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Alabama Popemobile

The act of having anal or vaginal sex with a man that is operating a motor vehicle at highway speeds wherein the passenger straddles the driver reverse-cowgirl style so that they have to put their hands on the ceiling to steady themselves and, in doing so, look like a waving pope. This is all done while listening to Classic Southern Rock, preferably Lynrd Skynryd.
"I was on a long road trip with my girlfriend and she got really horny so I set the cruise control on a long stretch of highway and gave here the Alabama Popemobile.
by DickweedMcGgee October 6, 2017
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alabama steambath

The sexual act of urinating on a fecal excretion while it is passed through ones anus.
My adventurous girlfriend insisted upon an Alabama Steambath.
by Ducker-doodle October 28, 2017
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alabama corn on cob

the act of of shoving a raw corn on the cob in a girls ass for pleasure
jessica got bored on day so she did the alabama corn on cob
by NutNutBuster December 16, 2017
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Alabottom

The area commonly referred to as Northwest Florida, or also The Florida Panhandle. Seated directly below Alabama, this jungle of rednecks loves Trump, camoflague and 4x4 trucks.
I SO dislike living in Alabottom, it is just so Wal-Mart I can't even right now.
by Herikane April 22, 2018
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Alabama trouser trout

When a guy gets done cumming

And puts it in his pants without cleaning up and his wiggly stick gets stuck to his pants
Blake was in such a hurry he didn't clean up his wiggly stick and his wiggly stick got stuck and dried to his pants , he had such an Alabama trouser trout
by Jigglykayak February 8, 2018
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alabama shitsnail

When you take a shit in your sisters vagina so when she drags her vagina across the floor, it makes a snail trail
Shit, dude! I just performed an Alabama shitsnail last night!
by bonbon722 May 8, 2018
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Alabama lip tornado

When your sister puts a Copenhagen dip in her pussy and asks you to eat her pussy out then, then keep swirling your tongue until you get a buzz
I would rather prefer a Alabama lip tornado than a blow job any day
by D@xe June 10, 2018
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